People have thought about some great inventions and gadgets for women over the years. However, there are some inventions that are just ridiculous and downright weird, and we still have no idea what went through a person’s mind when creating them.
This list of 15 Inventions For Women That Are Weird AF are some of the strangest things we’ve ever seen sold on the Internet. From a pillow that is made to look like a man’s arm holding you while you sleep to a gadget to wipe off that resting b**** face, there are way too many weird things out there just for women.
Some of these inventions appear to be created by the hands of a lonely man who thinks women need some of these wacky things. For example, you can buy a Happy Face Smile Trainer on Amazon that is supposed to teach you how to smile all your life if you continue to wear the thing in your mouth. There’s also a head strap that’s supposed to slim your face and promises you’ll never get wrinkles. Do people really think some of these inventions work? Would you consider buying any of the things listed below or do you think they are just extremely weird?
15. Towel Bra – Soaks Up Your Boob Sweat
The Ta Ta Towel is supposed to be a woman’s new favorite loungewear. Made from the same material and fabric of a regular towel, this crazy invention is for the woman suffering from constant boob sweat and chafing, especially during those hot summer days. The Ta Ta Towel was invented by a woman named Erin Robertson who was sick of sweating her way through getting ready for a first date on a hot Los Angeles night. On the website, she states, “While I was blow-drying my hair, I just kept thinking, ‘There HAS to be a better way to keep the beads of sweat from dripping down my stomach.’” Alas, the Ta Ta Towel was born.
14. Anti-Pervert Hairy Stockings – Fashion Item Or Deterrent?
This hairy stocking trend went viral after it was found on a Chinese website and one person tweeted that they were the perfect accessory when dealing with perverts. The website’s caption reads, “Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out.” We’re not sure who would even wear these but they would definitely do the trick as an anti-pervert tool. It looks like their primary function is to put off men, who would be disgusted at the sight of a woman with hairy legs. Would you wear these stockings?
13. Hug Me Pillow – “Provides Firm Sleeping Support And Is Great For Snuggling!”
If you’re a single lady looking to snuggle at night, you don’t need a real man to help you out with that. There’s a boyfriend pillow for $35.99 that is just as cozy and relaxing as having a real man’s arm around you. The product’s description reads, “Boy friend pillow is the perfect pillow for any bed. The pillow measures 22-by-9-inches for the body and 36 inches for the arm. You can use this pillow as a body pillow or as a neck roll. The boy friend pillow provides firm sleeping support and it’s great for snuggling. It also comes with a removable microfiber shirt for softness and easy care.”
12. The Coffee Mug Iron – Woman In Silky Black Bra Not Included
Let’s be honest here. It’s important to have a nice, clean, and wrinkle-free shirt when heading to a meeting or the office. Ironing can sometimes be a drag, but it won’t be anymore with a hot cup of coffee in your hand. This coffee mug also acts as an iron and can be used to iron out a few creases in your shirt. It’s called “Ironius” and puts your steaming and very hot coffee to good use. Since women apparently love to iron all day long (we’re not stating any facts here), why not also make your coffee cup an iron, too?
11. Mix Sticks – Because Babies Making Noise On Pots And Pans Is Just Not Enough To Annoy The Heck Out Of You
Babies in the kitchen means that there is going to be a lot of noise. Kids love to play with pots and pans, and it’s very cute to capture on camera. The company that created the Mix Sticks, Fred and Friends, wants grownups to have fun while cooking in the kitchen too. Sure, having a jam session in the kitchen sounds like a good time, but it also sounds annoying AF. The Amazon product description reads, “Add musical fun to your cooking with the Fred and Friends MIX STIX Drumstick Spoons. This set includes one slotted spoon and one solid spoon. The spoons are made of solid beechwood. These classic wood spoons are shaped like drumsticks at the handle. Drum on your pots and pans when you’re not stirring. Each spoon measures 13 inches long.”
10. Full Body Umbrella – Guarantees A Waterproof Experience During A Downpour
We can all agree that no one likes to get drenched during a rainstorm. An umbrella on a rainy and windy day can break easily, and we’re left going to work soaked. This Japanese invention isn’t as crazy as the others on this list, but its shape is a little strange, especially since it looks like a dome of umbrellas all connected to create one huge body umbrella. According to one site, the umbrella resembles the “Girl in the Bubble” and “has extra material to fill gaps and keep rain out.” It looks like it’ll do the job during an extreme downpour. One important question about the umbrella is, how the heck does it open and close?
9. Bridal Buddy – Never Have A Horrible Bathroom Bridal Experience Ever Again!
Wedding gowns can be extremely heavy, and if you love the big, poufy princess-looking wedding gowns, good luck trying to go to the bathroom without a few of your bridesmaids there to pick up your dress and watch you do your business. If you’re one of those women who prefer their privacy, there’s an invention that allows you to lift your wedding dress and use the toilet all on your own. Invented by Heather Stenlake, the Bridal Buddy comes in white and black and is a slip that holds up a bride’s wedding gown. The Bridal Buddy has actually been quite successful and was even featured on Shark Tank and the Steve Harvey Show. It costs $29.95 and looks like it works quite well!
8. Happy Face Smile Trainer – Gets Rid Of Your Resting B**** Face
With women getting enough comments for not smiling enough, here comes a Happy Face Smile Trainer to have them learn how to smile for the rest of their lives. The Japanese product sells for about $9.00 on Amazon with no real description as to why on earth women need it. Looking at a similar invention on a Japanese shop online, the product is supposed to enhance your mouth and jaw muscles to create the perfect smile. “Just by biting on the mouthpiece once a day for five minutes improves the angles and balance of your face and cheeks, strengthening your gums and teeth,” the product information reads. Guess we’ll never hear about the “resting b**** face” comment ever again.
7. Booty Pop – “The Panties That Make Your Booty Pop!”
Booty Pop underwear is supposed to be the discreet way of enhancing your behind without spending thousands of dollars on surgery. The Booty Pop has three different sizes (small, medium, and large) and should lift and make your behind look firmer and bigger. The panties come with pads attached to each side, which some customers have said to misshapen their bottom and just make everything on their backside look totally disproportionate. Their commercial promises you’ll have a booty “just like the celebrities.” But we’re pretty sure that a lot of these celebrities have one or two plastic surgeons.
6. Pump Gloves – “Restore A Bit Of Luxury That’s Been Lost In Today’s Multitasking Ladies”
Pump Gloves are not what you think they are, you dirty-minded people. The gloves are designed to protect a woman’s hands and her manicure from gas, grease, grime, and germs that are on gasoline pumps and ATM machines. With a multitude of colors and designs, the company wants to make sure that you’re still a respectable lady by pumping gas with these ridiculous gloves. The company’s slogan reads, “With the amount of accumulated gunk at the gas pump, it makes sense to Pump Pure, Pretty, and Protected.” We understand that there are probably millions of germs on gas pumps, but women are not fragile and we don’t think they’ll do just fine without these wacky gloves.
5. Sticky Sandals Disposable Soles – Because Women Are Lazy AF To Put On Flip Flops
Sometimes, shoes can be uncomfortable, especially when it’s hot and gross out. Sticky Sandals Disposable Soles were invented for women who just can’t put on sandals or flip-flops and want their feet to feel freer. In actuality, these stick-on adhesives for your feet look way more uncomfortable than just putting on a pair of sandals. These stick on shoes can be worn to the beach, pool, or just at home. We’re not sure how long the sticky part lasts, but if you just hate the thought of shoes in the summer, maybe this invention will work for you.
4. Picnic Pants – When You Just Want To Eat On Your Crotch
Who wants to ever eat on a table when you have pants that can hold your plate for you? Picnic Pants were invented for women who want to enjoy a meal in denim harem capris while sitting with crossed legs. An Italian design company called Acquacalda came up with the invention of having snack-ready jeans. The company states, “Pic Nic pants take advantage of the usual cross-legged position to become a comfortable surface useful for the consumption of a meal outdoors. Laterally pants have an orientable pocket for drinks.” So, you can have a plate of food and a drink with you! The only thing we find disturbing about these jeans is how they look standing up.
3. Shoe Umbrellas – Ever Heard Of Rain Boots?
Okay, so we’ve seen people put plastic bags around their shoes when it rains, but this is taking ‘keeping your shoes nice and dry’ to a whole other level. There are literally tiny umbrellas on shoes, and we can’t help but laugh at whoever would wear them. This was a good idea, though. These mini umbrellas are supposed to attach to whatever shoe you’re wearing, and you’ll never have to worry about destroying your heels or new kicks. You’ll definitely get some unusual stares, though.
2. The Elixir Beauty Anti-Wrinkle Face Slimming Strap Set – Because Women Also Need Tight AF Faces
The Beauty Anti Wrinkle Face Slimming V Line Face Slim up Mask Belt Band Strap Set (whew! that was a long one) is a Japanese invention that is supposed to slim your face and lift it at the same time. According to the product information on Amazon, a woman wears the freakishly-looking mask for 40 minutes everyday until your face is moisturized with sweat. There are many precautions with wearing the product like lesion on the face and jaw problems. One customer who dared to buy this product reviewed it stated, “When you put it around your head, all the skin on your face gets squashed because it’s so tight.” Beauty is pain, right?
1. Lip Stencils – The Kylie Jenner Trend Is Sadly Still Alive
For only $3.00, you can buy lip stencils to create bigger and fuller lips. The only problem is everyone has a different lip shape, so we don’t understand how these things actually work. One Amazon reviewer simply wrote “useless” under the product, and we’re pretty sure they’re right on the money. There have been so many wacky inventions to get bigger lips and social media has only made the “big lip” trend even worse. A lot of these inventions for women are ridiculous, and we can’t wait to see what else people think of.
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