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10 Celebs Who Are Apparently Studs In The Bedroom (And 10 Who Are Duds!)

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Have you ever had a former scorned lover call you out for your lovemaking skills? Of course not buddy, you’re just a love machine after all! But imagine if they did. Just how humiliating must that be? Now imagine if you’re a famous celebrity and your former lover is now burning your lovemaking skills all over the internet. That’s the reality for half of our list as you check out 20 celebrities: Duds or Studs in the bedroom.

The other half you may be more familiar with in terms of your lovemaking abilities, as we’ve got what appears to be the 10 best lovers below in Hollywood. These celebrities not only rock it in front of the camera but when the camera is off too! (Though for some of them, who says the camera goes off?)

Several prominent relationships are covered below: Pitt/Jolie, Brand/Perry, Eminem/Mathers, Sudeikis/Wilde, Hefner/Harris (and Hefner/St. James!) and Sheen/Bree Olson (Former adult star) are just some of the relationships who have had one (or both) partners open up about how things were under the sheets, and you better believe we have those quotes below. Then, of course, we’ve also got some celebrities that have openly bragged (or insulted!) their ability to make the beast with two backs! Last but not least, we’ll also include which memento Gene Simmons has taken from the roughly 5,000 women that he’s invited to bed.

We also cover some other celebrities who have slept with groupies or adult performers, a situation that does not always play out well, especially if you suck in bed (as 50 Cent learned).

Talk about the pressure being on to make sure you are also being a star in the bedroom!

20. Dud – Hugh Hefner According To Crystal Harris

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We’re going to start out the list with perhaps the most awkward one imaginable. Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris have had a complicated relationship, including her leaving him before their wedding in 2011, but they recently reconciled and got married earlier this year.

Yet during their break, Crystal Harris went on Howard Stern and dished some unpleasant things about Hefner, saying “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked. Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry.”

Crystal did not stop there, also saying that he would only last a few seconds when any contact was able to be made.

Considering she is one of the most popular Playboy models of all time, you can imagine she was extra frustrated at Hefner’s inability to deliver in the bedroom.

Let’s hope she got him some lessons before they tied the knot! Keep scrolling and you’ll also see that Harris is not the last former Playboy playmate to call out Hefner.

19. Stud – Jessica Simpson According To John Mayer

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John Mayer is definitely no stranger to dating some of the most beautiful and popular women in Hollywood, including Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson. Of all of those women listed, it is Jessica Simpson that was evidently so amazing in bed that Mayer just could not keep his mouth shut about it, saying “Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm … Have you ever [had sex] with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life?”

We suppose it’s a good thing for him that the relationship did not last, as it may not have paid quite as well to spend his days in bed with Simpson.

18. Dud – Nick Lachey According To Jessica Simpson

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Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey were definitely one of the most popular “power couples” back in 1999 when they started dating, even if their relationship was short-lived. The two reconciled a few years later and in 2002 got married. One of the bigger talking points was the fact that Jessica Simpson had come out and said they were remaining virgins until the wedding.

Naturally this lead to people asking about their first time, to which Jessica was less than kind, saying “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes. Like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.”

The two filed for divorce in 2005.

17. Stud – Alex Rodriguez According To Candice Houlihan

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Alex Rodriguez is definitely one of the best baseball players of all time. And when you consider he spent a large majority of his career in New York, that definitely puts him in the right place to attract some beautiful women to court, including Torrie Wilson, Cameron Diaz (who appears below), and Madonna.

Yet the woman who could not help but divulge the talent of A-Rod’s rod, was Candice Houlihan, a former adult dancer who lived in Boston and slept with Rodriguez on two occasions when he came into town on a road trip.

When talking about A-Rod (and the rumors of Madonna), Candice said “If it’s true Madonna has sampled Alex’s charms, then she’ll know what I mean when I say she’s a lucky lady. And if not then I can tell her he is the most amazing lover she’ll ever have and she should give it a whirl. I know she’s very sexually experienced but I bet even she hasn’t experienced anything like Alex before. What he can do to satisfy a woman is amazing—he’s very gifted in that department. The two nights I shared with him were magical and given half the chance I would do it again in a heartbeat.”

Those definitely aren’t comments that hurt to have on your resume!

16. Dud – 50 Cent According To a Groupie

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When you’re 50 Cent, you definitely have a few things that are going to work against you in the bedroom. The first is that you have this super tough bad guy image that you’re supposed to keep up. The second is that he allegedly loves sleeping with groupies, which means that if you didn’t bring your A Game one night, better still leave that girl happy or you’re going to get on blast.

It wasn’t a celebrity, but one of those groupies who decided to call out 50 Cent to a tabloid, saying the following.

“All of a sudden he started acting real shy, like he was scared or something. And he was saying corny lines like ‘you know I really like you’ … After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him – are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk….I couldn’t believe it – here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14 year old boy that’s scared of [EXPLETIVE]. 50 is definitely not packing. He’s barely 6 inches … I was thinking, what does he expect to do with that little thing? We were supposed to [EXPLETIVE], but after I saw what he was working with, I just gave him some [EXPLETIVE] and called it a night. On a scale of 1 to 10, I’d give him a 3 … He probably deserves lower than that – but I gave him extra points because he was respectful.”

Yikes! Nothing is going to hurt your pride like a girl looking at you and literally changing her mind about being intimate. But don’t worry, 50 Cent, below Eminem gets called out for his lack of talent in the bedroom too!

15. Stud – Jason Sudeikis According To Olivia Wilde

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In 2003, when Olivia Wilde was 19 years old, she got married to Italian filmmaker and musician Tao Ruspoli. The two remained married until 2011 when they split up for irreconcilable differences. That’s a nice safe public relations answer, especially in comparison to her later comment about how she felt towards the end of her first marriage, saying “I felt like my v***na died. Turned off. Lights out … And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the home front is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your v***na.”

You’ll be happy to note that she is a much bigger fan of sleeping with her new husband (and hilarious actor) Jason Sudeikis, saying “[We’re] blissfully, hopefully, wildly in love [and] have sex like Kenyan marathon runners.”

Sudeikis has also inferred in the past that part of his weight loss regimen involved making sure him and Wilde spent plenty of time getting some couple cardio in, so you can imagine they are getting plenty of practice in.

14. Dud – Maria Sharapova According To Adam Levine

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Adam Levine had a short-lived relationship with Maria Sharapova after they met at her 18th birthday party. While Sharapova is one of the most beautiful women in the world, Levine allegedly called her out in a past interview with Exile magazine saying, “She wouldn’t make any noise during sex… She just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’”

These are definitely mean things to say about any partner, much less someone famous and who generally is not in the spotlight. Whether he regrets it, or they were outright lies, Adam Levine’s spokesperson has come out and said the quote was not true.

13. Stud – Kat Von D According To Jesse James 

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When Jesse James was witnessing his relationship with Sandra Bullock fall apart, there was nobody he could blame but himself as it turns out he had cheated on her with multiple women. James went on to have another high-profile relationship, this time with Kat Von D whom he was engaged to twice, but ultimately did not marry after it came out that he also cheated on her.

But when things were still hot and heavy with Kat, James was definitely not shy when talking about how he preferred to get down and dirty with Von D. “That one’s easy, no-brainer…100 percent. She’s a vixen. The way she gets in my head and makes me feel,” he said.

Perhaps he was just doing that to try and save his ego, as his infamous mistress Michelle McGee attacked him in bed, saying “It was very 12-year-old and he kind of did the whole like reaching around and that’s where he started kissing me…it was very awkward.”

12. Dud – Sophie Monk According To Herself

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We’re going to allow for a unique exception to the rule for Sophie Monk. For those who do not know who she is, Monk is a famous Australian model who also has experience as an actress. Clearly not just a beautiful face, she also won the 4th season of Celebrity Apprentice Australia.

Monk had a prominent relationship with Benji Madden, including getting engaged, but they did ended up separating. Monk was also engaged to Jimmy Esebag, but that relationship also ended before the wedding.

When she was talking about her skills in the bedroom, Monk said “I’m not a very sexy person, I’m very awkward…I think I am a dud, honestly. No one is going to tell you you’re bad in bed,” and while it’s far from the biggest put down, she is the only person on our list to insult herself. She may be a world famous model, but nothing is more attractive in the bedroom than confidence and it’s sadly clear that Monk is lacking it!

Now get ready to read about the woman who married Benji!

11. Stud – Cameron Diaz According To Herself

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Above you read about Sophie Monk and her relationship with Benji Madden that left her feeling not sexually confident, you better believe that is not the case for Cameron Diaz! Diaz has been married to Benji since 2015 and has been open in the past about her love of being open to things in the bedroom! Even if sometimes that bedroom is the great outdoors. “There’s something about moon light on the body and things happening sort of free and open. Outdoors is something I’m totally game and down for,” she said in a past interview.

Turning things up to an even hotter level, Diaz spoke to Playboy about her lifestyle back when she was single, saying “Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love. It’s not unusual in this business; my lifestyle demands it. I’m always traveling for [whispers] c**k. You’ve got to go where it is. […] I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.”

Last but not least, you have the fact that Diaz attributes sex as being what keeps her young, “The fountain of youth [for me], let’s see … I guess it’s exercise, healthy diet, lots of water, lots of laughter, lots of sex — yes, sex, we need that as human beings. It’s healthy, it’s natural, it’s what we are here to do!”

There aren’t many celebrities out there that are more blunt about their love of sex than Diaz.

10. Dud – Colin Farrell According To Former Lover

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When Colin Farrell decided to sleep with Woody Allen’s “au pair” Angelique Jerome back in 2006, he probably didn’t think she was going to put him on blast several times. But that’s what happens when you’re a celebrity and lame in the sack!

In one interview Jerome said, “Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors, he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse.”

Yikes, if that wasn’t enough, in another interview she divulged further, saying “I kept having to fake orgasms—one, two, three—to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do … It was too clinical. He didn’t at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn’t know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time … Once he’d got what he fancied—in about 10 seconds flat—he just wanted to go to sleep.”

Farrell may feel like he’s on top of the world with Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them right around the corner, but let’s hope he’s had time to improve his wand skills.

9. Stud – Mel B According To Her Husband 

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If you are Stephen Belafonte, you better hope that your wife Mel B is spicy in bed. Mel B, best known for her time in The Spice Girls has been open in the past about her love of getting down and dirty with her man. It was back in 2010 that she opened up to a reporter how her and Belafonte have sex on average 5 times a day.

When she was asked by George Lopez on his talk show as to how she stays so fit, she attested that she and her husband love to make love. She then went on to say that on that particular day she was a bit busy, so she was only able to have sex a modest 3 times.

When explaining her love for Stephen, Mel said, “Me and my husband, we’re the same age, he is my best friend and I guess we’re both just perverts with each other.”

8. Dud – Eminem According To Kim Mathers 

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It is definitely clear that Eminem has had an up and down relationship with his now ex-wife Kim Mathers. The two met in high school, got married in 1999 and divorced in 2001. Then Eminem came out and so lovingly said, “I would rather have a baby through my p***s than get married again.”

Yet he did – in fact to Kim again. The two were married in 2006 but got divorced that same year. One reason for the couple’s constantly bickering was perhaps the fact that Eminem was apparently terrible in the bed and needed some artificial assistance.

“He’s not very well endowed…. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work,” said Kim in a past interview.

7. Stud – Courtney Love According To Herself

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One of the most important things that you can have in the bedroom is a sense of confidence, as well as not being afraid to put in the effort. While Courtney Love has definitely always been a prominent member of society (with her infamous marriage to Kurt Cobain), she’s also been open about where her confidence in the bedroom comes from. “Because I was never pretty,” Love explained. “Pretty girls just lie there. Us girls who grew up a little more homely have to try a lot harder. That’s why pretty girls never threaten me — it’s like, yeah, you want to take me on? Go for it.”

While it is not confirmed if they are still together, Love was in a relationship with film director Nicholas Jarecki. Despite the fact that there is a 15 year age gap between them (Love is 51, Jarecki is 36), you can hope they have an active sex life!

6. Dud – Katy Perry According To Russell Brand

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Russell Brand has been very open in the past about the fact that he loved getting down with a wide variety of women, which made it all the more shocking when he seemingly was tied down to Katy Perry.

The two were married in 2011, but sadly their relationship only lasted a little over a year. When Brand was asked about their separation while at a comedy show several years ago, Brand responded “When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different. I’d be having sex thinking, ‘think of anyone, anyone else.'”

Now call me crazy, but it definitely does not sound like the most positive thing to have your partner thinking about other people during the session.

5. Stud – Angelina Jolie According To Brad Pitt

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Oof, this is definitely something that you can imagine is going to sting Brad Pitt to think back upon. It was in 2012 when he was asked about what it’s like to get intimate with Jolie, leading him to say, “She’s still a bad girl … Delightfully so. Well, it’s not for public consumption. We get one shot at this thing, as far as I know. I don’t wanna have any regrets when we get to, you know, when the time’s up. We try new things…”

At least he was aware that it is important to make sure you try everything out because you never know when it might end.

Jolie has been open about her sex life in the past, admitting that her and a former partner (not necessarily Pitt) used to cut themselves during intimacy. You can imagine both Pitt and Jolie are going to have no problems tracking down new partners now that they are both going to be living the single life going forward.

4. Dud – Paris Hilton According To Nick Carter

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To be fair, when you consider Paris Hilton has a sex tape out there, we suppose you can always just pull it up and judge for yourself. Nick Carter clearly liked what he saw, as he and Paris Hilton dated for 7 months from 2003 until 2004. But in real life Paris was far from a seductive siren in the bedroom,

“She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform. I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off the floor and drag her to bed passed out,” said Carter in a past interview. You can imagine that behavior combined with having to deal with a hung over Paris Hilton would quickly tire out Carter’s patience.

Hilton was 23 years old at the time of their romance so you can only hope she’s learned to control her liquor better now that she is 35…but probably not!

3. Stud – Charlie Sheen According To Bree Olson

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Charlie Sheen had no shortage of negative headlines come out about him after he lost his job on Two and a Half Men and proceeded to have a public meltdown. Among the many eye-catching things that Sheen did was engage in a relationship with adult film star Bree Olson (as well as model/graphic designer Natalie Kenly), both of whom he deemed goddesses.

Both of these relationships ended in 2011 and while we are sure there were some awful times for Olson, one thing she did enjoy was Sheen’s talent in the bedroom.

“He’s intelligent, he’s charismatic, he’s super funny, and he’s good in bed. He’s just a rock star, he’s a powerhouse… When I was with him, I felt as if we became one together, because he’s just so enticing sexually,” she said in a past interview.

That is definitely high praise to receive from someone who appeared in over 400 adult films. While Kenly has not been as open with her praise of Sheen, she has also not come out with any complaints.

2. Dud – Hugh Hefner According To Izabella St. James

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Izabella St.James may be 41 years old and more settled down now, but back in 2000, life was still very much a party for St. James. It was then that she met Hefner at a nightclub, which later led to her becoming one of his official girlfriends and eventually moving into the Mansion for 2 years. Sadly, it turns out Crystal Harris wasn’t just lying for the sake of lying when it came to Hefner’s inability to make love effectively, as St. James also put him on blast saying “I wanted to see if this experienced King of Sexdom knew anything the rest of us did not. But he just lay there like a dead fish. We often wondered why he did it at all. He must know deep down that it is just a show. But he is trying to live out this fantasy he has been selling to people since 1954.”

St. James also called out the mansion itself in her book Bunny Tales: Behind Closed Doors, including the fact that Crystal Harris had her 2 dogs who were not house trained and did their business all over the mansion.

1. Stud – Gene Simmons According To Everyone

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Above we touched on some celebrities that definitely are not afraid to do some cardio in between the sheets. But I don’t think anyone in the history of Hollywood may have a bigger laundry list of women than Mr. Gene Simmons. As hard as his band Kiss rocked on stage, he allegedly rocked all the harder in bed.

Simmons has gone on record several times talking about how he has slept with over 4,800 women during his touring days, and not only that, he has (or had!) proof. When talking to TheSun (a UK newspaper) Simmons admitted that he took photos of every single woman holding the hotel room key before they entered the room for lovemaking.

To Simmons’ credit, he did admit that he and Shannon (his wife) have since burned most of the polaroids.

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