There are a lot of ways to make money in this world. Some people study hard, go to school, and try and get a good job. Some learn a trade. Others try to start their own business, some study the stock market, some try to be famous athletes, musicians or actors, and some even become criminals. There really are just so many different ways that someone can try and make a living, and if you try really hard at what you do, you might even do okay.
But what do you do for money if you don’t go to school, start a business or learn a trade? Well you are basically out of luck and are going to be poor forever. Tough luck.
Oh wait, you say that you are hot? Like really hot? So hot that you can get pretty much any guy that you want? Oh, well why didn’t you say so then? If you really are that good looking you can just be a gold digger. If you’re really, really good at it, you can even do it with a celebrity.
You think that sounds hard? Not really. All you have to do is act like you’re in love, say “yes” to everything, and put out when necessary. Well, at least until you get the money. Then you can do pretty much whatever you want.
Here is TheRichest’s list of the 12 Hottest Celebrity Gold Diggers Alive.
12. Courtney Stodden
Courtney was just 16-years-old when she married Doug Hutchison, an actor who is known for playing disturbing and antagonistic roles. According to Hutchison, after the marriage his agent quit, his family disowned him, and he received death threats. But hey…at least you married someone hot! I mean, even if she was underage when you did it. They got divorced but are supposedly back together. They probably got back together shortly after Courtney realized she was going to have to get a job.
11. Kimora Lee Simmons
Kimora was married to Russell Simmons, who is one of the richest and most well known names in rap music. He is the head of Def Jam, which is one of Hip-Hop’s most successful labels. Kimora gets a spot on this list because she is super hot. Also, after she divorced Russell and started getting alimony, she started dating a rich doctor. Kimora obviously has the gold digging thing going on long term.
10. Crystal Harris
Pretty much every woman that has ever gone out with Hugh Hefner, or lived in his mansion could have a spot on this list. We truly doubt that anyone ever has hung out with Hef for reasons other than his power and his bankroll. Crystal is married to Hef, and is about 60 years younger. Those two facts and also the fact that she is totally hot give her a place on this list.
9. Oksana Grigorieva
Oksana is a singer and an actress from Russia that for some reason thought Mel Gibson would be a good person to hang out with. Possibly because he was rich. Mel, on the other hand, thought Oksana would make a good wife, probably because she is super hot. Well, despite all they had in common, it didn’t work out. Mel punched her in the mouth, and they got divorced. She was offered $15 million but passed on it, and ended up only getting $750,000. No one said that being a gold digger means that you’re smart.
8. V. Stiviano
Stiviano was 33, and totally hot, when she hooked up with Donald Sterling, who was 81, still married and incredibly rich. This one has gold digger written all over it. But, honestly, some of these it’s hard to figure out who is taking more advantage of the other one. These two broke up and Stiviano had to move out of a $2 million dollar home she was living in and get rid of her Ferrari. No word as of late on what she is doing for money, but we can bet it doesn’t involve working.
7. Evelyn Lozada
Evelyn is smoking hot, no doubt about that. What there is doubt about is whether she ever loved NFL star Chad Johnson. The two got married, then Evelyn found out “Ocho Cinco” wasn’t quite as rich as she thought. She left him after just a few weeks. We get it Evelyn, you thought you married a rich guy!
6. Rachel Hunter
Rachel Hunter was a successful model who was ridiculously gorgeous and still looks amazing today. But back then she was so gorgeous that she married Rod Stewart when she was 21 and he was 45, then walked away with well over $60 million dollars when they divorced. Gold digger wannabees pay attention. This is how you do it. Rachel did hang for 16 years, long enough for Rod to get really, really old, before they got divorced.
5. Heather Mills
Paul McCartney is one of the richest and most famous men in the world. He was married to Linda, who obviously loved him very much. Sadly she died, which allowed a very hot gold digger named Heather Mills to step in and get some money. Paul and Heather were married for 6 years, after which Heather received $50 million dollars in a divorce settlement. Nice gold digging Heather, well done.
4. Anna Nicole Smith
Anna Nicole was an odd one. First, she really was ridiculously hot, then she became ridiculously crazy, then she died in a very bizarre manner. Between all of that she found some time to do some really obvious gold digging. She married J. Howard Marshall, who was quite rich, when he was 89 and she was 26. He died a year or so after. That started a series of court battles over her share of his estate. She denied she was into him for his money. Which, you know, was obviously nothing but the truth.
3. Vanessa Bryant
Vanessa and Kobe have been together since she was 17 and he was 20, so there is a slight possibility that the love is real. But considering Kobe is rumored to be a total jerk, one that was accused of rape even, there doesn’t seem to be a whole lot of reasons, good or bad, for her to stay with him other than all the money he has. And as for Kobe, why would he be with Vanessa all this time? Well, we aren’t sure, but it might just be because Vanessa is super hot.
2. Tracey Edmonds
Tracey belongs in the gold digger hall of fame. Tracey has hung out with Deion Sanders, and before that was married to both Babyface and to Eddie Murphy. Talk about working it. She is worth somewhere in the neighborhood of $30 million dollars, just for being a total smoke-show and hanging out with rich celebrities. She has done if for so long now that she probably doesn’t even think she is a gold digger, and that is an achievement all on its own.
1. Elin Nordegren
I know, I know, Tiger Woods is a sex addict, he’s bad he cheated on Elin, I get that. None of that means that she isn’t a world class celebrity gold digger. She met Tiger when she was the nanny of another golfer who introduced her to Tiger. So in a few years she went from a nanny, although she was a totally hot one of course, to the ex-wife of Tiger Woods. She walked away with $100 million. With the $100 million she received from her divorce from Woods, she bought a huge $12 million Florida mansion, She then had the entire structure demolished and built a new home in its place. See? Now that is how a gold digger rolls. Nice job Elin.