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15 Reasons Having A Menage-A-Trois Is A Bad Idea (When You Have A Girlfriend)

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15 Reasons Having A Menage-A-Trois Is A Bad Idea (When You Have A Girlfriend)

A threesome is every guy’s dream. What could be better than being in bed with two gorgeous women? The whole thing is a fantasy that most men can only imagine.

Well… keep imagining it. Because in reality the whole thing is not all it is cracked up to be. Once, in another life, I managed to have a threesome with my girlfriend and another woman. Were there moments that were totally fantastic that I still think about on occasion? Sure there were! I mean, it was totally hot! How could it not have been? I crossed it off the list anyway, and that’s cool at least.

Do I ever want to do it again? No Way. No. Not ever. The whole thing is so fraught with danger that it is unbelievable. You might as well fantasize about having sex in a room full of snakes. Now, with all this said, this piece is about a threesome when one of the parties is your  girlfriend.  If you’re sleeping with two strangers? Get. It. On.

While there are many reasons to have a threesome, there are even more reasons not to. Here are 15 of them, but if I needed to I could have counted to 100.  These are TheRichest’s 15 Reasons Having a Threesome is a Bad Idea.

 

15. Drama

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Let’s get this one right out of the way. The drama in a situation like this is ridiculous. You think you and your girlfriend are just going to hang out with some other chick and everything is just going to go back to normal? No way, man, no way at all. Women are not wired like that. Once you bring another woman into your bed, things are going to blow up. They may blow up big, or they may blow up small, but something is going to happen and it isn’t going to be good.

14. Two Girlfriends Are Worse Than One

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I assume that you either have a girlfriend now, or you have had one in the past. If not, you really need to be reading another article. The thing is, girlfriends can be huge pains. You have to attend to their needs, make them feel special, listen to them, etc., etc. Right? Okay, well imagine having to do that for two women. Twice as much listening, handholding and so on. While imagining having two women sounds cool, it isn’t fun. Trust me on this one. Not fun at all.

13. Jealousy

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Your girlfriend is going to get jealous. Really jealous. So jealous that she is going to eventually crack, even if it is months later. The third girl is going to get jealous, so jealous that she might try to mess up your relationship. And guess what, when you see the two of them together, yeah, you will be turned on, but you are going to get jealous too. Jealous like “Wait, maybe your girlfriend set this all up because she secretly wants to be with another woman” jealousy.  Jealousy is all over the place when a threesome happens.

12. Foreplay Is A Job

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Put on your hard-hat man. Time to get to work. While foreplay with one woman is fun, foreplay with two is anything but. Yeah it’s hot, but it is also awkward, and it’s up to you as the center of this threesome to get things rolling. Of course it’s fun too, all of it is, you are having a threesome after all, but with all that said when it comes to foreplay you better bring your A game, buddy, or the whole thing is going to fall apart before it starts.

11. Lots of Tears

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This is what happened to me. When it was all over the first time, my girlfriend cried and left the room, then a short time later, the other woman started to cry. So hot, right? Nothing like ending your threesome experience with both women sobbing. Feeling like an axe murderer is not my idea of a turn on. Women are sensitive creatures, and seeing you doing the deed with another woman right in front of them could very well make them sob. Just one more reason this whole threesome thing can be a bad trip.

10. Post-Intercourse Conversation Is The Worst

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You ever have a one night stand and everything just feels so great and you are so turned on? Then, after you finish, you can’t wait to leave and can’t think of anything to say. Sound familiar? Well take that and magnify it by a million and you might have an idea of how bad things can get here. Remember, you just had sex with another woman, right in front of your girlfriend. Small talk is pretty much out the window at this point, and any awkwardness at all is going to be blown way up because of the scene.

9. People Might Find Out

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Here’s the thing. You just did something with your girlfriend and another woman that was sexy as all get out, but if people find out you are in big trouble because it could put pressure on the relationship. Do you really know this woman well enough to know she won’t blow up your scene? What about you? You just had a threesome, aren’t you dying to tell all your buddies about it?  This is the type of thing that can get around fast, and if it does it is going to put a lot of stress on your relationship.

8. You Have To Keep Your Girlfriend Happy Afterwards

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Well, this one should go without saying, but in all the excitement you didn’t think about it. What about afterwards? How are you going to keep her happy? She is going to be totally insecure no matter how she presents herself. So what do you do? Say you want to do it again? Tell her it was fun but you love only her and don’t want someone else again? Tell her you only want her from now on? No matter what you do or say, it is probably going to be wrong. Good luck man, you’re going to need it.

7. Someone Will Be The Third Wheel

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As much as it might seem like all three of you are going to get the same amount of attention, the reality is that probably won’t happen. I mean, you are going to do what you are going to do right? And if that means you are going crazy on the other woman while your girlfriend watches then that’s okay, right? Wrong, oh so very wrong. Like I said, it’s like doing the deed in a room full of snakes. Danger at every turn.  You’ll be lucky to make it out alive.

6. That Someone Might Be You

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Wait a minute. Your girlfriend and the other woman are going to town! Man this is exciting.. right? Well, for a little while it is, then it gets a little unsettling. Do they even remember you are there? Oh, well maybe you should dive in now, but that might ruin the flow. I mean, you asked for this, you can’t really get upset that they are ignoring you. But… they are ignoring you. This can happen, and if it does, it is going to make you all turned on and insecure all at the same time.

5. Trust Is Ruined

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All right, maybe you don’t care about trust all that much. Maybe you are just in this because you wanted to have a threesome. Guess what? You are still going to be miserable. She isn’t going to trust you anymore at all. Sure you didn’t do it behind her back, but she still knows you want other chicks. And you aren’t going to trust her either, except in a different way. I mean she let you have sex with someone right in front of her. That’s cool, but I mean, who is this chick?

4. Awkward Much?

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So you think you are going to have a threesome then the next night you and your girl are going back to foot rubs and watching Survivor on the couch? Well, I have to tell you man, that is so not happening. The awkwardness is going to be real, and it is going to be right in your face. It isn’t like you can just go back from something like this, like you can just move forward and pretend it didn’t happen, which is, you know, awkward.  In fact, you are probably going to be paying for this one for a long time.

3. Get Ready For Some Paranoia

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Sure you felt like a king while it was going on, but now all you are doing is freaking out. What if you get an STD? Maybe you should break up with your girl and hang out more with the other one? Maybe your girl is going to break up with you and hang out with the other one? Should you start looking for a new place on Craigslist? Oh man, you don’t have any money, what are you going to do? Threesomes don’t exist to make you calm, which is why most guys don’t have them. Well that, and most guys lack game.

2. Break Ups

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Lets face it, is this relationship really going to last now? I mean long term? Are either of you going to want to get married, or even live with someone long-term that has this kind of vibe. Again, sure it sounds great, of course it does, but there are reasons, lots of them, that most long-term couples don’t go around banging women together. Once you have a threesome your relationship is probably not going to last a whole lot longer.  Both of you are going to be thinking too much about the past and not about the future.

1. It Makes You Want A Foursome

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All right, forget everything I just said. The more I think about it, the threesome was not only cool, but I wish I could do it again. I don’t think my girlfriend now would go for it, though. What about a foursome, I wonder? I’ve never done that! That would be super-cool, and probably wouldn’t have the same sort of effect as a threesome did. I mean, the more the merrier, right?  How can everybody’s feelings all be hurt? All right, I’m going to see if I can get that going on. I’ll report back and let you all know how it went.

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