If you are a fan of the Miss USA Pageant, then you already know that it was won by Deshauna Barber, who was Miss District Columbia. Deshauna is rather hot, seems intelligent and is a 26-year-old officer in the Army, so it seems like they picked a good winner. They can’t all be winners of course, someone had to come out on top.
Being a fan of the Miss USA Pageant means, then, that you are either a woman who likes this type of thing and really gets into pageants, or you are a guy that likes looking at hot women strolling around on stage wearing next to nothing and smiling towards the camera. If you are one of the first type, then you probably don’t care about the rest of the women at all, just who won the contest.
But if you are the second type, you really could care less who won the contest; you just want to see the ladies strut around on stage. And if you are that type of guy, we salute you. We not only salute you, but we give you another opportunity to check some of these women out. They may be losers up there on stage, but they are winners in our hearts. Kind of anyway. Because if you didn’t win, you lost, no matter how hot you are. But on the other hand, you’re probably still way hotter than we deserve. At any rate, here are the 15 hottest contestants who did not win the Miss USA Pageant.
15. Peyton Brown – Miss Alabama
First on our list of totally hot losers is Peyton Brown, who is a 22-year-old from a town called Eufaula, Alabama. Now I have never been to Alabama, and I certainly have never been to Eufaula, but I tend to imagine every single woman there looks pretty much like Peyton, and dresses like Daisy Duke. If I am wrong please do not let me know. Peyton likes horses, cooking and baking. See? I told you.
14. Abby Floyd – Miss Arkansas
Abby is 20 years old and hails from Arkansas. I am not sure if you are aware but Abby is smoking hot. She is the first woman ever in Arkansas to win both Miss Teen and Miss Arkansas, which kind of makes sense because obviously Abby is the best looking woman who has ever stepped foot in Arkansas. One thing for certain, whoever her dad is, he must worry a lot. Abby, like all attractive women, likes horses.
13. Caley-Rae Pavillard – Miss Colorado
Caley is 22 and from Castle Pines, Colorado and is not only hot, but smart as well; she pulled a 4.2 gpa in high school. I bet all the other girls in high school just loved her. Right? She has a bit more of a fashion model look than most of the other contestants, so it just makes sense she has done that work. And she has definitely done a lot of it. She has strolled the catwalk for Louis Vuitton, Wildfox and Misha NoNoo, among others.
12. Alexandra Vorontsova – Miss Delaware
Alexandra is 21 years old and makes all the guys crazy in Newark, Delaware. Get this, though, she goes to school for mechanical engineering at the University of Delaware and has a minor in Mathematics. But, of course, she wants to be an actress. I would say you have a pretty good shot at that Alexandra, considering you are ridiculously hot. I suggest you just stop studying and go for that. Just don’t tell your parents who suggested it.
11. Brie Gabrielle – Miss Florida
Another woman who is ridiculously hot, but totally lost anyway is Brie, who hails from Palm Beach Florida and is 25 years old. Brie digs the outdoors, loves to ski and surf, and she even gets into fishing and camping. Oh, and she is also an actress who has appeared in many movies, so the point of this is: she is pretty much perfect, just not as perfect as the winner. I guess she will just have to be satisfied with being gorgeous.
10. Sydney Halper – Miss Idaho
Sydney is 21 and hails from Moscow, Idaho. She has modeled for a long time, even at an young age, which is no wonder as she is pretty much perfect to look at. She was adopted, and spends a lot of her time volunteering for causes that support adoption. She also spends a lot of her time looking absolutely stunning, of course. I know one thing for certain. It is a shame that we have to live in a world where Sydney is not a winner.
9. Zena Malak – Miss Illinois
Zena is gorgeous and has a more exotic look than most of these ladies do, which makes sense as she is three-quarters Lebanese and one-quarter Egyptian. She is from a town called Carol Stream, Illinois, but says she is in love with Chicago, which is where Zena lives now. Well, we are pretty sure that Chicago loves you as well, Zena. I mean who wouldn’t? Other than the judges that voted for someone else, of course.
8. Natriana Shorter – Miss Oregon
Next on the list of women who are totally hot, but lost anyway, is Natriana, who is a drop- dead gorgeous woman from Eugene, Oregon. She is 25 years old and has the goal of starting her own non-profit in which she would help young people overcome peer-pressure, low self-esteem and encourage them to triumph over adversity. Sounds like a good program, but let’s face it, Natriana is so hot that she could pull off a pyramid scheme and still get away with it.
7. Marisa Butler – Miss Maine
Marisa is gorgeous, 22 years old and hails from Standish, Maine. I have been to Standish, and I can tell you that Marisa was probably pretty popular with the dudes at the high school there. She loves to travel, is an accomplished angler, and does shark tagging with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association. I would hazard a guess that she may possibly be the hottest shark-tagger from Standish, Maine in the entire world. But it would be just a guess.
6. Christina Denny – Miss Maryland
Next on our list of the hottest losers in the Miss USA Pageant is Christina Denny, who is a 25 year old from Baltimore, Maryland. She was a competitive gymnast, and a cheerleader in college; she went to the University of Maryland. She also is a certified Zumba instructor. We are going to stop right there though. All these thoughts of Christina tumbling, cheering, and dancing around doing Zumba are starting to be too much to take.
5. Bridget Jacobs – Miss Minnesota
Bridget is 20 years old, stands 5’11” inches tall, and is from Maple Grove, Minnesota. I have to admit, I have not spent a ton of time in Minnesota, but I did go to the state fair there one time. I don’t remember anyone looking nearly as hot as Bridget does, but I do remember being hugged by some guy dressed like a squirrel. Bridget is totally gorgeous, she likes to rollerblade and spend some time at her family’s camp on the lake.
4. Haley Sowers – Miss Mississippi
Haley is a total smoke-show. She is 22 years old, and is from the town of Meridian, Mississippi. She has been dancing since she was 3. She danced in college and even as a pro as a cheerleader for the Tennessee Titans. Still, with all of her looks and ability, there was no Miss USA title for Haley. What is wrong with this world? Do we really want to live in a world where a chick that looks like Haley doesn’t win it all?
3. Desi Williams – Miss Virginia
Desi is next on the list of amazing and hot women who didn’t win the pageant. She is 26 and is from Newport News, Virginia. She has a doctorate in physical therapy from Hampton University. I have to be honest, my doctor does not look anything like Desi, not even a little bit. Desi has even authored a book titled Love Affair with my Hair: Why Black Women Cheat on Health. This is definitely one woman who seems to have it all going on.
2. Teale Murdock – Miss Utah
Teale looks more like a typical California chick than one from Utah, which makes sense as she was born in Los Angeles, and moved to Utah as a child. While Teale would be hot even in California, in Utah she is pretty much the best thing going on, hence her being named Miss Utah. She is 26 and competed to win Miss Utah for 8 straight years before finally nailing it. She started modeling when she was 18 and still does a lot of that today.
1. Kate Redaker – Miss Wisconsin
Kate is just 19 years old and is from Sheboygan, Wisconsin. Another fun fact to know about Kate is that she has an absolutely amazing body. She eventually wants to become a military psychologist or a search and rescue pilot, but for now she is content going to college at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee, looking absolutely incredible and competing, and sadly losing, in the Miss USA Pageant of 2016. Go get em’ next year Kate. I will be rooting for you.