Cartoon women are hot. There, it’s been said. These women are often drawn in an extremely disproportional way emphasizing their “assets”. It’s awesome.
Women in cartoons are glamorized. Rarely are all women so beautiful after ordeals like getting into fights, getting kidnapped, or giving birth. It’s not unheard of, but these women go through significant tribulations and look absolutely gorgeous afterwards. But it’s a cartoon.
For this list we wanted to highlight the hottest cartoon moms. Many don’t realize the effects that giving birth does to a woman’s body. These women were able to recover from this and look amazing coming out the other end. So here are the 14 hottest cartoon moms.
14. Madeline Fenton – Danny Phantom
Realistically, the way she’s drawn is so proportionally wrong that she would die immediately, but Mrs. Fenton rocks it. She’s got amazing hips, and a chest that makes your jaw drop. While we prefer the curly hair that she used to have back in the day, the bob cut looks great on her too. Not only is she gorgeous, but she is the best at what she does, easily surpassing her husband as the better ghost hunter.
13. Dexter’s Mom – Dexter’s Laboratory
Another mom with no name. Dexter’s Mom is the dimwitted housewife raising a genius, not the lady who was murdered with a chainsaw. That’s the wrong Dexter. Dexter’s Mom is basically all legs and booty, something we are not complaining about. You’ll rarely see her without her trademark yellow rubber gloves; she has some severe OCD or germaphobia so she never takes them off. But ignoring that, she’s still very pretty and definitely belongs on this list.
12. Mrs. Turner – The Fairly Odd Parents
She may not be the best mother, but she sure is one hot mama! Though her name is never officially said, Timmy’s mom is one of the more frequent characters on The Fairly Odd Parents. She’s been the object of admiration for multiple men throughout the series including Mr. Turner’s fierce rival Dinkelberg. When Nickelodeon decided to make a live action version of the show, hottie Teryl Rothery got the role and looked good doing it.
11. Donna Tubbs – The Cleveland Show
Just take a second to check out her bum. Isn’t it glorious? Donna is so hot that she convinced Cleveland to pack up and move in to raise her kids after being reacquainted with each other for like a week. Back in her youth, she had every guy drooling over her, and as she got a little older she never lost it. Maybe it’s a comparative thing seeing that all the other women on the block consist of a bear and an obese lady on a scooter, but Donna just oozes hotness.
10. Ann Possible – Kim Possible
Ann looks exactly like an older version of her daughter, Kim. She’s got the beautiful slender frame, and the fierce red hair. Ann is probably the most “level-headed” member of the Possible family and often serves as the voice of reason. However, be careful around her not to upset her. If you say something rude about her or any of her three kids she’ll go off on you. Let’s just say we know where Kim got her looks and her strength.
9. Ariel – The Little Mermaid
All Disney princesses are drop dead gorgeous, and many could have made this list, but there’s a special place for this spunky red-headed mom. Ariel was pretty in The Little Mermaid. It’s nice that the animators didn’t change too much up when they decided to create a sequel staring Ariel’s daughter. In fact they changed almost nothing. Ariel is still hot as ever even after giving birth. Fans even get to see Ariel back in the shell bikini that has driven them wild for years.
8. Jane Jetson – The Jetsons
Debuting in the ‘60s, The Jetson let fans meet George Jetson, and more importantly Jane, his wife. And were we ever so happy to meet her. The slender frame, the ruby lips, and the red hair made for a stunning leading lady. Seriously there are so many red headed moms… Jane may be topping almost all of them though. Even though the show only lasted one season, Jane really made a lasting impression and is one of the most recognizable ladies to ever grace the small screen.
7. Francine Smith – American Dad
Say what you want about the often-panned American Dad, it’s been a wild success, running for over a decade now. The show gave us many colorful characters, none as interesting as the beautiful Francine Smith. Francine is wanted by basically every character on the show. Her best friend is absolutely in love with her, her gold fish is too, as is her daughter’s husband at one point. Anyone who sees this blonde bombshell goes gaga, and who can blame them? Have you looked at this woman?
6. Betty Rubble – The Flinstones
Surprise, it’s not a red head this time! While live action portrayals of The Flintstones always portray Wilma as the hot mom, it’s really Betty who takes the name in the show. Then Rosie O’Donnell played her and we all forgot. Betty has beautiful tanned skin and black hair, while Wilma is oddly pale and her hair is… interesting to say the least. Not to mention Betty has actual eyes while Wilma just has black dots. Betty doesn’t get enough love, especially with a lump of a husband like Barney.
5. Luanne Kleinschmidt – King Of The Hill
Continuing the list is Luanne formally known as Luanne Platter from King of the Hill. For such a smoking woman, we all are confused about her choice of husband, the bucktoothed hillbilly known as Lucky. And boy is he ever lucky to get a wife like Luanne. The two were never the brightest stars in the sky; one example is when they almost named their baby daughter Lasagna, until Hank put a stop to it. Luanne is probably the hottest girl in all of Arlin, which cements her a spot on this list.
4. Chi-Chi – Dragon Ball Z
Not only will Chi-Chi whoop your ass if you so much as get near her baby, she’ll look damn good doing it. Very few people have been able to scare Goku, but Chi-Chi is one of them. Noticing how hot she is when they are both very young, Goku agrees to marry the girl when they are about 10 years old. He sure made a good call when fans got to see what she grew up into.
3. Marge Simpson – The Simpsons
We don’t know what it is about Marge that’s so sexy, but get a shot of her with that blue fro down and forget about the butterfinger skin, and all you can think is “Damn Girl!” Marge is so beautiful that she has her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was even included in Playboy in 2009. As ridiculous as it sounds to have a cartoon on the cover of the famous magazine, she really rocked it, looking as fine as anyone else to grace the pages. The fact that the dumbest man on earth somehow won her heart is beyond unbelievable, but hey it’s just a cartoon.
2. Elastigirl – The Incredibles
For having three children (including an infant from hell, see the article about it), Elastigril sure looks real good. Being able to bend into any shape has got to be one of the biggest turn ons ever, but to look that good while doing it? It’s just unfair to any other woman anywhere. Disney lists her at 5’6” 125 pounds and then drew her with the booty and boobs of a goddess. She’s so damn pretty that I’d bet almost anyone would have willingly given up their super powers to be with a woman like that.
1. Lois Griffin – Family Guy
And the award for hottest animated Mom goes to Lois Griffin. Everyone in the show has got the hots for this redhead. Peter is married to her, Brian is obsessed with her, it’s Quagmire’s dream to get with her, even Meg at one point remarks on wanting her (though that was an awkward moment for everyone involved). She’s had her way with celebrities, and even the president at one point. She’s absolutely gorgeous and easily belongs at the top of this list.