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The 10 Flattest Female Celebrity Booties

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The 10 Flattest Female Celebrity Booties

While some celebrities with questionable levels of talent are gaining huge attention for their even bigger behinds, some very talented female A-listers have to rely on their other assets to gain much-needed publicity. Some of the most popular stars out there have no booty of which to speak, and many who have classically gorgeous figures are being exiled by the big butt trend that’s dominating the fashion and entertainment industry today.

There are things these celebs could do to augment their derrieres. From moderate measures like butt-toning exercises such as squats and lunges, to the extreme surgical route of buttock augmentation, there is a growing interest in growing butts.

Some celebs remain proud of their flatter figures, and have even played it to their advantage. Instead of feeling sorry for themselves, they’re flaunting their smaller parts and reclaiming the ‘good things come in small packages’ mantra. Still, there’s no denying that a pert booty is beautiful to behold, and these ten celebs just don’t have it.

10. Taylor Swift

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American superstar Taylor Swift is known for being a hugely talented singer-songwriter, and one of the most popular musicians in the industry today. She started her career at the ripe age of 14, and hasn’t slowed down since. She is a tall, natural beauty, but one thing she isn’t known for is her behind. Until now.

OK! Magazine reported earlier this year that she wasn’t satisfied with her modelesque body, and that she wanted a curvier frame and a bigger butt. The 25-year-old wants to “firm up her rear,” and she’s been hitting the gym relentlessly with her Victoria’s Secret friend, Karlie Kloss, to get it. A source says, “She wants to join the ‘belfie’ gang… she wants to lose her waif-life look for good, doing close to 1,000 squats and lunges a day.”

9. Brooke Hogan

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Reality TV star, singer, and daughter of world-famous wrestler Hulk Hogan, Brooke Hogan has been out of the spotlight for some time. After appearing in a one-hour special on VH1, the successful ratings led to Hulk Hogan and his family starring in the reality TV series Hogan Knows Best (2005-07). Afterwards, Brooke had her own spin off series called Brooke Knows Best (2008-09), which focused on her music career.

Despite having recently fallen off the radar, she’s slated make a comeback attempt in 2015’s satire film L.A. Slasher, and is working on her country music.

Brooke is known for her toned build, like her father, and she’s inherited undeniable good looks. But one thing she’s always had, tabloids like TMZ agree, is a flat butt – and it’s something that paparazzi can’t get enough of “reporting”.

8. Megan Fox

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Megan Fox has been acting since 2001. Her breakout role came in 2007 when she played Shia LaBeouf’s love interest in the blockbuster Michael Bay film Transformers, and its sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. She is considered a modern female sex symbol, despite her small derrière.

After taking a three-year hiatus from film, Fox most recently played the role of April in Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in an attempt to become relevant in the film industry again.

On set, she was frequently seen sporting a pair of tight jeans, causing TMZ and other media outlets to comment on her teeny tiny behind. Despite not being big in the back, she’s still appearing in magazines such as Maxim, Rolling Stone, and FHM looking super sexy.

7. Zoe Saldana

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American actress Zoe Saldana has blown up in popularity over the last few years. Her breakthrough roles included Center Stage (2000) and Crossroads (2002), before gaining prominence in Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Star Trek (2009) and its sequel, Avatar, and Guardians of the Galaxy.

The 36-year-old has spoken out against plastic surgery, but doesn’t deny that she would go under the knife if it made her feel good post-pregnancy. In a televised Lifetime interview on “The Conversation with Amanda de Cadenet,” she said, “Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no t*ts and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would still leave with the most gorgeous guy.” Now that’s confidence.

6. Lindsay Lohan

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The most troubled star in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan began her career as a child star before dive-bombing into drugs, alcohol, and law problems as an adult. Around circa 2007 to 2010, it seems you couldn’t go more than a week without seeing a Lohan headline all over the tabloids. She became a household name and paparazzi favorite after starring in The Parent Trap (1998), Freaky Friday (2003), and Mean Girls (2004).

Earlier in March, 2015, Lohan popped back up on the radar after an eon-long hiatus from the spotlight. Unfortunately, it was for another mishap – this one for showing a picture of herself striking an awkward pose, and with an obviously Photoshopped butt, presumably to make it look bigger. For this “outrage”, TMZ immediately honed in on her and gave her flak, of course.

5. Ke$ha

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American singer, rapper, and songwriter Ke$ha has achieved huge success with a string of top-ten hits, including “Tik Tok,” one of the best-selling digital singles in history. She’s sold over 57 million records worldwide, has won more than 15 awards, and is one of the biggest success stories in modern music.

That being said, the poor girl can’t help but find herself in bad situations with bloodthirsty paparazzi in public, where the focal point is often her butt – or lack thereof. But despite her shortcomings, Ke$ha is not afraid to flaunt her stuff on stage in provocative, revealing clothes, and small, unflattering bikinis off-stage. We give her props for her confidence.

4. Mila Kunis

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The beautiful, petite actress Mila Kunis has achieved great success in recent years. After starring as Jackie on the TV series That ’70s Show, the then-15-year-old found herself voicing Meg Griffin in Family Guy. Her breakout role came in 2008, when she played Rachel Jansen in the romantic comedy-drama Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Since then she’s starred in Black Swan, Ted, Oz the Great and Powerful, and is slated for much more.

Unlike most actresses in Hollywood, Kunis wants to gain weight, rather than lose it. In describing her role in Black Swan with Harper’s Bazaar, Kunis said, “I’d be happy if my ass got bigger. All the weight that left my chest went to my side hip, my stomach.” She reportedly dropped to 95 pounds to co-star alongside Natalie Portman as a competing ballerina.

“When I got down to 95 pounds, I was muscles, like a little brick house, but skin and bones,” she said. “When I gained it back, it went to completely different areas…[but] I will not put a needle in my body unless I have a medical reason. But ask me in 10 years.”

3. Victoria Beckham

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Victoria Beckham, the ex-Spice Girl known as Posh Spice, and now an English fashion designer and businesswoman, has had five documentaries focusing on her as the subject. She is married to soccer star David Beckham, and the couple’s joint wealth is around £380 million, so they’re doing pretty well for themselves. Despite having beauty, money, and fame, there are other things that Victoria would like – in particular, a bigger butt.

Beckham reportedly “loved the shape” she achieved while experimenting with butt pads in the past, as she told Closer magazine. An insider told the magazine in 2013 that, “She’s been fretting a lot lately over her flat butt. In clothes, she’s OK with it, but she’s been saying she’d love curves in just that one area.” When seeing Brazilian model Gisele Bündchen, she said that Gisele had her ‘ideal butt.’

Victoria is also keen to boost her rear because her husband reportedly loves curves and big rumps, and Victoria is determined to impress him.

2. Kate Upton

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Kate Upton is the quickest-rising model in recent memory. The young, buxom model is known for her appearances in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, where she was the Rookie of the Year in 2011, and the cover model in 2012 and 2013, as well as the cover model for the 100th anniversary Vanity Fair issue.

She’s been the recent subject of numerous TV commercials, for companies such as Carl’s Jr. and games like Age of Heroes. She is known for being a model that isn’t concerned with appearing stick-thin, and it’s a refreshing sight to many. She is clearly top-heavy, though, and has said that, “My butt doesn’t get that much attention, and I’m hoping this photo shoot [Sports Illustrated] gives it the attention it deserves.”

1. Miley Cyrus

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Miley Cyrus, the girl who started out as Hannah Montana before becoming an “adult” in a hurry, was named the “Most Charted Teenager” in the 2011 Guinness World Records, with 29 Billboard Hot 100 entries as of November 2009. In 2013, she was declared the “Artist of the Year” by MTV, but she has been the center of increasingly strange, provocative, and questionable acts in the past few years.

In 2013, Cyrus became the center of widespread media attention and public scrutiny after appearing in a controversial duet with Robin Thicke at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, where she stripped down to an unflattering latex two-piece, twerked against Thicke’s crotch, and generally made a fool of herself. The entire time, everyone was focused on her weirdly shaped, flat butt. It was a publicity slam dunk, and people haven’t stopped talking about her since.

Miley is obviously aware of all this, though. In an interview with Rolling Stone, she stated, “People are like, ‘Mile thinks she’s a black girl, but she’s got the flattest ass ever.’ I’m like, ‘I’m 108 pounds! I know!’” Because of her stunts on camera, Cyrus is easily the most famous celebrity with a flat butt on the planet.

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