Cartoons hold a special place in our hearts. For most people, cartoons were what first made them fall in love with a little invention called TV. Many kids started by watching The Flintstones or Blue’s Clues. As they got older, they moved onto Full House and How I Met Your Mother. And as they got even older, their tastes shifted to the news and binge-watching NCIS. But the love of cartoon characters never really goes away. People still find themselves quoting Bart Simpson, and wishing they could morph into Spiderman. And they still hold onto their first crushes – which were usually cartoon characters like Strawberry Shortcake and Alvin the Chipmunk. Adults fantasize about what their favorite characters are like. They want to know if Beauty and the Beast really did live happily ever after…and if so, what the honeymoon was like! There’s no guilty pleasure more fun than wondering what people are like in the bedroom. Just as people wonder what goes on behind closed doors with their favorite celebrities, people have a curious desire to know what their favorite cartoon characters are like too – and those details are definitely not rated G! Here is a list of 15 cartoon characters that audiences want to see get it on!
15. Tinkerbell & Peter Pan
Peter Pan is known the world over for being the boy that didn’t want to grow up. But Tinkerbell could turn him into a man – that’s for sure! With her sassy attitude, narrow waist and pixie dust a-plenty, Tink could show a man a good time. For the boy that once tried to fight his own shadow, she could certainly teach Peter Pan a thing or two. Tinkerbell would be game as she showed how lustful she was for Peter Pan when she was jealous over Wendy. Just thinking about her magic wand will send shivers up your spine. An interesting Disney fact is that Tinkerbell never spoke in the original Disney version of Peter Pan – which makes her most men’s dream girl!
14. She-Ra & He-Man
She-Ra and He-Man are one couple that both men and women fantasize about seeing together. She-Ra is a waxen-haired beauty with legs for days. He-Man is a tanned and muscular dynamo with a rapier wit. The two of them together would be too hot to handle. Just think about what strength He-Man could exert – it’s no wonder he’s a master of the universe! And with She-Ra’s acrobatic abilities, there’s no limit to the positions she could do. So what if they’re siblings? For the honor of Grayskull, this is one shag audiences want to see!
13. Daphne & Fred
There’s only one reason why men watch Scooby-Doo: to see Daphne strut around solving mysteries in her mini-skirt. Fred is no slouch himself, what with his broad shoulders and the jaunty way he ties the orange scarf he wears. They played love interests in the series, so it’s not a far stretch for them to hook up. If they got together, the Mystery Machine would definitely be a-rocking. They’d probably do it on the sly, though, so as not to draw the attention of that know-it-all Velma. They also wouldn’t want to wake up Scooby or he’d be howling for a Scooby-snack and cramping their style.
12. Betty & Veronica
One of the biggest fictional love triangles will always be between Archie and Betty and Veronica. Betty drove men crazy with her cute blonde ponytail, while Veronica gave men something to yearn for with her curvy figure. It’s easy to see why he had such a hard time choosing. The girls were friends when times were good, and worst enemies when they fought over the freckle-faced Archie. Many a man has thought that the two should get over Archie completely and just go for it with each other!
11. Ariel & Eric
There’s something about Ariel as The little Mermaid that makes men get all googly-eyed. It could be because they are suckers for redheads, or maybe the whole seashell bra thing plays into a fetish. Ladies also adore Eric as her prince charming because he’s so dashing and romantic. Disney might not approve, but they totally yank everyone’s chain by pushing the couple’s chemistry on-screen with their hidden trysts and romps on the beach.
10. Wilma & Fred
Wilma Flintstone is a hot housewife in a one-shoulder dress. Her husband Fred is a caveman that no doubt knows how to rock a woman in the bedroom. They’ve been turning people on since audiences first tuned in during 1960s. They had Pebbles, didn’t they? Fred would go after Wilma so good that she would forget about his latest scheme. And Wilma would not be a shrinking violet under the covers. She could definitely make Fred scream “Yabba-dabba-doo!” They’d probably be so loud that they’d wake the Rubbles.
9. Lois Lane & Superman
There’s a reason Lois Lane has a cult following: she’s got looks, brains and she captured the heart of The Man of Steel – not to mention Jerry Seinfeld’s, too. Whether readers checked her out in comic books or viewers ogled her on the big screen, she’s been a bona fide hottie from the beginning. So it’s no wonder that fans want to see Lois Lane and Superman do it. Plus, one has to wonder what powers Superman has in the bedroom. Does his tongue have special powers? Can his eyes give a woman pleasure with just one look? Let’s just hope he isn’t faster than a speeding bullet!
8. April O’Neil & The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Awesome! Bodacious! Gnarly! Cowabunga, dude! This is just some of the dirty talk one would hear if April O’Neil and The Ninja Turtles got together. It would be quite a spectacle with all those half-shells – but it would be worth it! Since April would be the cougar in all this, she’d be a sort of sensual sensei. Just as Splinter taught the boys fighting skills and discipline, April would have to teach them how to satisfy a woman. With all their athletic prowess, The Ninja Turtles would probably pick things up in no time.
7. Sailor Moon Girls
The anime girls from Sailor Moon are smokin’ hot. Their eyes sparkle, their outfits are racy, and their bodies are lean and mean. It’d be titillating to see how the dynamic of the girls would work in the bedroom. That many schoolgirls together could only spell trouble in the best possible way. Anyone who hasn’t thought about the girl group getting it on is lying! It’s a fact that their sensuality is often commented on, from haters who say that the franchise encourages an alternate lifestyle to super-fans who praise them for showing females in a more dominant sexual role.
6. Lucy & Charlie Brown
The Peanuts are drawn like little kids, but they seem so adult! Sally wants to invest in real estate, Lucy spouts psychiatric wisdom and Schroeder is precocious with the piano. So it’s no wonder that fans want to see Lucy and Charlie Brown hook up. Frankly, Charlie Brown seems like he could do with a good poke! He’s always so down-trodden with his expressions of “Good grief!” and “Oh, brother!” He’s the ultimate under-dog and Lucy should do him a solid and throw him a bone. Linus has a blanket they could borrow.
5. Futurama: Leela & Fry
Leela and Fry from Futurama had a long TV courtship, beginning as friends and finally becoming more in the tenth season. Audiences were teased for so long with the will-they or won’t-they plot that they desire to see more go on between the two of them than TV censors would permit. The scene between them would be quite curious as Fry is a regular guy while Leela is a mutant from the sewers. The one thing they have in common is love, which even Professor Farnsworth will attest is essential for satisfaction in the bedroom.
4. Wonder Woman & Batman
Wonder Woman and Batman – now there’s a hot couple! Although they’ve never been depicted in bed, they’ve enjoyed their fair share of flirtation. Everyone wants to see the two of them take things to the next level. Would Wonder Woman use her golden lariat? Is Batman really packing a set of rock-hard abs under his suit? The answers to these questions and more would be found if only the two of them would get it on. Sure, they’re busy saving the world – but even superheroes need some fun.
3. Betty Boop & Fearless Fred
Betty Boop is one luscious lady! Even though she’s often in black and white, men want her and women want to be her. A little-known fact is that she had a sidekick known as “Fearless Fred” who was her some-time boyfriend. He even boasted about bedding her. For all her sex appeal, Betty was a reluctant partner and escaped with her reputation intact. Still, fans want to see Betty get it on. She probably has the cutest lingerie and would put on quite a show. A muscle-bound man like Fred could surely make her sing “Boop-oop-a-doop!
2. Southpark: Sharon & Randy
Stan is one of the most popular characters on South Park, as are his parents, Sharon and Randy. Their sexual exploits have been played for laughs on the show, but it’s high time fans saw an amped up version of the two. Picture it: Sharon all dolled up, Randy with his mustache just-so, mood lighting…Viewers would be rooting for Randy to “get some” from Sharon that is more than just an “old fashioned” from season 14. Perhaps for foreplay he could entice Sharon with some of his expert “magic”.
1. Marge & Homer Simpson
Marge and Homer Simpson are the most beloved animated couple since Mickey and Minnie. And, they’ve certainly shown their sensual side over the years. Homer once posed for a boudoir picture for Marge. And who could forget when they tried to rekindle their romance with a book on tape and got stuck in the bathtub together? There was also the time when Homer spilled his bedroom secrets and detailed how Marge enjoyed having her elbow nibbled! The audience has been privy to catching glimpses of the couple, but it would be a laugh-riot to see them in the act.