Let’s face it, Hollywood moms are not very momsy. They work at staying fit, sexy and seductive. They take motherhood in stride and just seem to get better and better with age. The women on this list are proud of being sexy and curvy. Their bra sizes start at a respectable B or C and reach DD and beyond, all the way up to a mind blowing F. Motherhood just seems to have made them sexier and sexier; and another thing: with bodies like these, you can’t expect them to be bashful about parading their assets. In fact, we might say that they enjoy it.
Look at it this way: age can sometimes appear to stand still in Hollywood. The oldest woman on this list of fabulous busts is old enough to be the mother of the youngest two buxom beauties who made the cut, and six of them are over 40. So, from youngest to least young (we won’t use the “O” word) and in everything from gowns to bikinis, here are the 15 MILFs with the very, very best busts in Hollywood.
15. Blake Lively – 28
With a near perfect 35/26/36 body, Blake Lively is the youngest busty girl to make our list. This soon to be mother of two met hubby Ryan Reynolds while filming Green Lantern in 2010. Those of you in the know, will remember that Reynolds was in a relationship with Scarlett Johansson around about that time. The Gossip Girl star is described in Wiki as an actress, model, and celebrity homemaker. Not a home body (quite the opposite), she is next to be seen as a kind of action woman in the 2016 movie The Shallows. It’s Blake as a surfer in bathing suits in a battle of wills with a Great White Shark. Our money’s on Blake.
14. Naya Rivera – 29
This 34D kind of girl did her star turn as Santana Lopez in TV’s hit musical show Glee. She was engaged to rapper Big Sean, before marrying actor Ryan Dorsey in 2014 and now is the proud mom of a son. US Magazine reported that she admitted to totally letting herself go while she was pregnant, eating anything and everything. But following the arrival of her son in September, 2015, she got “back to business” and hired a trainer. The results were obviously worth the effort. She has joked that breastfeeding made her breast lopsided. We just don’t see it.
13. Chrissy Teigen – 30
Back in the day, Chrissy bragged about joining the Mile High Club, albeit in First Class, with hubby John Legend. The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl (2010) certainly makes the most of her curves, and we’re betting that the arrival of her daughter Luna, in April, 2016, won’t slow her down one little bit. Pictures of Teigen taken days after giving birth, show her leggy and glowing. And while pregnant she published a cookbook, Cravings, which made it onto The New York Times Bestsellers list.
12. Kendra Wilkinson – 30
US Magazine reported that Kendra and hubby, former pro football player Hank Baskett, use the bed for sleeping and do the deed in unlikely places, like in the kitchen and on a jet ski. The Jacuzzi also seems to be a favorite spot. Formerly Hugh Hefner’s “girlfriend” and staple of TV show The Girls Next Door, mother of two Kendra, is a busy girl. An ample 34E, she has made a career as a model and reality TV star in shows such as Kendra on Top. Married life has had its ups and downs for Kendra and Hank, and in 2014, news broke that Hank had a close encounter with a transgender model when Kendra was eight months pregnant. “I messed up,” a tearful Baskett told People Magazine. Too right.
11. Miranda Kerr -33
She’s the Angel modeling a $2.5 million bra for Victoria’s Secret, but we bet you didn’t notice. The Australian model is a perfect 34/24/34, and she turned girls everywhere green with jealousy when she married everybody’s heartthrob English actor Orlando Bloom, in 2010. The couple had a son before separating in 2013. In 2010, a clip of an Australian banker caught viewing explicit pictures of Kerr went viral and got over a million hits on YouTube. It wasn’t all bad. In the aftermath, Google reported a 100% increase in searches of Kerr’s name. Her main asset? Well, that’s obvious. But then there also are the adorable girl next door dimples she flashes when she smiles. We’re still wondering who would plonk down over $2 million for a bra.
10. Adriana Lima – 34
Another Victoria’s Secret Angel, Brazilian model/actress and mother of two with former Serbian pro basketball player Marko Jaric, Adriana Lima amply shows why she has been one of the highest paid models in the world. Forbes reported that Lima made some $24.3 million between 2013 and 2015. She has strutted the catwalk for fashion houses such as Christian Dior, in addition to cashing in on lucrative associations with designers such as Marc Jacobs (she is the face of his fragrance Decadence). And, to top it all off, in 2015 it was announced that she would be the first Victoria’s Secret Angel to be honored with her own wax figure at Madam Tussauds New York. The figure of Lima complete with red Angels wings and matching skimpy attire was unveiled by a grinning Lima at the end of 2015.
9. Beyonce – 34
Believe it or not, she wore the dress to a Museum of Modern Art gala in New York, and she stole the show. Like Kim K. and J. Lo, she is a big busted, big booty girl. Famously the wife of Jay Z and mother of Blue Ivy, Beyonce first hit it big in Destiny’s Child. She is the queen, the golden one. In 2003 her solo debut album Dangerously in Love, reached multi-platinum. And she just keeps going from strength to strength. Not shy about flaunting her assets, Beyonce was the center of attention doing a raunchy number during the Halftime Show of Super Bowl 50. Has all the work been worth it? Well, reportedly, she and Jay Z are worth over $1 billion.
8. Jessica Simpson – 35
Jessica Simpson has never been bashful about showing off her 34DD assets. And what about John Mayer describing her as “sexual napalm”? She has not been nearly so complimentary about her ex Nick Lachey. The wife of musician Eric Johnson and mom of adorable Ace and Maxwell, Jessica got her entertainment start on the Christian Youth circuit before moving over into mainstream music, acting, reality television, even fashion design. And who can forget her turn as Daisy Duke in 2005’s Dukes of Hazard?
7. Kim Kardashian – 35
Kim is a healthy, Size 10 kind of girl, with 38/26.5/42 body. She, together with all the other Kardashians, are famous for being famous types. And while momager Kris has moved into Cougar territory with her toy boy, Kim leads a relatively settled life with Kanye West and their two children. Another big busted, very big booty kind of girl, she has made a fortune out of being a reality TV star by utilizing her looks and her 34D assets to maximum advantage. If there’s a photo op, she’s your girl. Who can forget her booty in all its glory on the cover of Paper Magazine?
6. Heidi Klum – 42
We’re approaching Cougar Territory now. Heidi was famously married to singer/song writer Seal, having four children with him, before leaving her marriage behind and divorcing him in 2014. The German supermodel and Project Runway TV superstar and executive producer has since been flaunting her killer bod, much to the delight of her toy boy Vito Schnabel. It’s hard to believe she is in her 40’s. Her 34C bust tops a near perfect body, complete with legs that once were insured for millions. Reportedly worth around $70 million, Heidi appears to be on top form and ready for anything that comes.
5. Kate Beckinsale – 42
You’ve just got to love a girl who an English journalist would describe as “whip-clever, slightly nuts, and very charming.” English actress Kate Beckinsale is all that and more. She got her acting going while still a student at Oxford. She had a kid with English actor Michael Sheen before moving on to the hunky American producer/director Len Wiseman, appearing in his film Total Recall. They married in 2004 and played happy families, with Wiseman being stepdad to Lily Mo Sheen, before announcing their split at the end of 2015. The leggy, sexy star of 2016’s Underworld: Blood Wars is quirky and likable. She was last seen giving an affectionate hug to Michael Sheen’s latest girlfriend.
4. Sofia Vergara – 43
She does it all. This Colombian is an actress, comedian, model, television host and mom of one. Believe it or not, she has a 24-year old son, Manolo. And she is laugh out loud funny as Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family. She is currently married to Joe Manganielo, whose breakout role as vampire Alcide Herveaux in True Blood thrilled audiences and set more than a few pulses racing. She was, not surprisingly, discovered by a photographer as she strutted across a Colombian beach. A good Catholic girl, she got her Catholic teachers’ permission before accepting the modeling and television work that quickly came her way.
3. Brooke Burke – 44
Actress, TV personality, model, and dancer Brooke Burke has a 36/23/34 body to die for, and this after having four children and turning 44. When in 2008 she turned her energy and focus into winning Dancing with the Stars, she came out on top, together with her partner Derek Hough, and she went on to co-host the show between 2010 and 2013 before going on to play a recurring role in TV’s Melissa and Joey. Since marrying French handsome singer/actor David Charvet, she uses the professional name of Brooke Burke-Chavret.
2. Jennifer Lopez – 46
Legendary J.Lo of luscious curves and outrageous outfits, has been thrilling us since her first acting role in 1986. Apparently, her Puerto Rican parents did not approve of her career choice. She has been breaking records ever since her second studio album, J.Lo and movie The Wedding Planner topped the charts in the same week in 2001. Some uncharitable souls say that her movie and singing careers have peaked and are beginning to wane. But, one thing is for certain, her ample 37/27/37 curves, outrageous sense of dressing to impress, and her on-again, off-again thing with toy boy Casper Smart, continue to enthrall her fans. She is the one and only J. Lo.
1. Halle Berry – 49
Taken just a few years ago, this Halle Berry picture tells you everything you need to know about why she is on this list. At 49, she is stunning and very hot. A former beauty queen (she was first runner up in the Miss USA Pageant), she has been married three times and is the mother of two. An accomplished actress, she won an Academy Award in 2002 for her performance in Monster’s Ball. Dressed in seductive, skin-tight leather jump suits, she thrilled as dominating Cat Woman in the 2004 movie and as quirky, kinky Storm in the X-Men franchise. Even though she hits the big 50 in 2016, we think her body and face are as sexy and stunning as ever. She thrilled fans in March of 2016 by posting a selfie on Twitter and Instagram.