Over the years there have been several shows about life in prison, but the vast majority of them have focused on correction facilities that house men. Oz, Prison Break, Prisoner and Hogan’s Heroes, are all examples of the fact that television has predominantly been comfortable with allowing us to see fictionalized versions of men’s prisons. Thankfully, Orange is the New Black bucked that trend when it came out in 2013 by focusing on life inside of a women’s minimum-security prison through the eyes of a first-time conduct. This show has provided us with a long list of entertaining situations and characters, like Crazy Eyes, Red, Taystee, and others.
Still, we’d be lying through our teeth if we tried to pretend that one of the shows biggest virtues isn’t its plethora of sexy scenes. As a result, we decided to put together this list of the fifteen hottest scenes in the series’ history (thus far). In order for a scene to be considered for the list, we only required it to be sexy enough that it made people want to watch it again. It doesn’t matter how the characters and actors involved identify from a sexual perspective, or if a scene features people in various stages of undress, our only requirement is that it gets people’s engine running.
15. ‘O’ Interruptus
Suzanne Warren, otherwise known as Crazy Eyes, is probably this show’s breakout star. A passionate and obsessive person who was introduced to us after falling head over heels for Piper who didn’t reciprocate her feelings, when we saw her sweet side we were instantly mesmerized. Still, we totally understood Piper’s trepidation and realized they’d never make a perfect couple. When the show then introduced Maureen Kukudio, a person who seemed a lot more capable of dealing with Crazy Eyes’ outrageous behaviour, we hoped they may get to make each other happy for a long time. Ultimately a dysfunctional duo, they still did provide us with this moment where we got to see someone receive pleasure for the first time in their life which was really hot up until the moment one of them walked away.
14. Nicky and Lorna Shower Time
The briefest of scenes in the very first episode of this show, this involves two important characters getting it on where anyone could see them, an open shower. Nicky, a character that totally prides herself on her ability to get her fellow inmates to have fun times with her in bed or pretty much anyone else, here we get to see her showing off her skills for the first time. Lorna, on the other hand, is most often seen obsessing about her relationships with men outside the prison but that doesn’t stop her from having needs that her partner in this scene is all too pleased to satisfy. After entering the showers, Piper finds herself watching these two going at it as Nicky seems to enjoy her new audience. Sexy for that dynamic alone, we also enjoy getting a view at actress Yael Stone’s body, whose breasts are only covered by the hand of the other actress.
13. Polly Hanging Out
Let’s call it as it is. Pretty well nobody watched this show in order to see more about Piper’s boyfriend, Larry, living his life on the outside. It had little to do with Jason Biggs‘ performance, although he wasn’t exactly lighting the world on fire, instead, it was because whenever he appeared on our screens it was a distraction from the world we cared about. While we could understand that his situation was less than ideal, we also didn’t really give a crap about him at all.
Despite that, we’d be remiss if we didn’t include this moment which revolves around his character on this list. After the couple broke up, Larry (now a lonely man) started spending a lot of time with Piper’s best friend Polly and her husband Pete. After learning that Pete had gone up North for a month, things between Larry and Polly became sexual which all started in this scene. Going to her home, Larry finds Polly absolutely exhausted and in her state, all of her inhibitions are gone. With her boobs popping out of her shirt, she is perfectly fine with Larry getting a view. While the moment is anything but sexual, putting yourself in the mindset of someone who gets to see some pretty nice boobs out of nowhere is always a turn on.
12. Gotta Love Showers
We have to hand it to the creative minds behind this show; they sure know how to start things off with a bang, in this case literally. During the series’ opening seconds, we are greeted by a voiceover from series lead Piper, telling us about how much she loves baths and showers because of the way they make her feel. Even better, however, we get a pretty great idea of what she means when the accompanying visuals feature her in the company of two of her lovers, Larry and Alex. Clearly sensual experiences, this moment got us going right from the start, especially considering it offered up our first view of both actresses, Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling, nude for the first time. It also was a great story moment as it was quickly juxtaposed with her showering in prison which is anything but a happy experience for her.
11. Daya and Bennett’s Valentines
Daya and Bennet were far from the typical couple we see on television. A corrections officer and one of the convicts under his charge, it could definitely be argued that he abused his position of power over her or at least the lack of male competition. Still, they seemed so sweet together at the beginning. Case in point, the second season’s sixth episode where they imagine what their relationship would be like if they were together in the outside world. Their relationship is highlighted for the purpose of this list by a sexy moment where they see each other at the Valentine’s Day dance before sneaking off to a separate room and do the deed on a desk. Filled with affection and lust for one another, it is required viewing for enthusiasts of sexy television moments.
10. Nicky and Soso “Talk”
Nicky is at it again. Coming across a beautiful woman named Soso, who is upset because someone she thought was her friend, Piper, turned out to be using her as a pawn in her attempt to get what she wants, she pounces. Seen suggestively asking her what’s the matter, and offering to talk about it, we soon understand what a conversation with Nicky looks like. Cutting instantly to her going down on Soso, who’s fantastic chest is on full display, we learn that Nicky is only the second woman she’s been intimate with. Annoyed by Soso’s never ending talking, Nicky proceeds to stand up, take off her undies and ensure that her mouth is busy doing something other than chatting.
9. Dancing For The Devil
The third moment from the first episode of this show to make our list, one thing is abundantly clear; they wanted to make sure people stuck around. During a flashback to the beginnings of Piper and Alex’s relationship, they bring out the sexy in one another from the very start. While Alex sits on her bed reading a book, Piper does what she needs to ensure that she wins her attention over. Dancing seductively while taking off pieces of her clothing, Piper starts to work the bed like a stripper pole and proves that she absolutely knows how to move her body. Looking pretty much irresistible in the moment, you’d have to be made of stone to turn down her advances and we’re far too weak for such a task.
8. Poussey and Soso’s Shower Stall
Soso is so nice we’re talking about her twice. An unlikely couple considering there seemed to be a lot of anger between them at first, when Poussey saw Soso unconscious their relationship began to change. Saving her after an attempted suicide before too long real affection builds between them. After they date for a while, we get to watch this tender moment between them in a shower stall. Seen making love before cradling each other and talking, this moment and another in a library later in the episode is the series at its most tender and loving, which can be really hot.
7. Public Dirty Talk
While looking at a beautiful person’s body will always be something that we love, it’s still true that scenes that get us mentally involved will always be the sexiest. Need an example? Look no further than this moment from the fourth season’s third episode where Lorna, otherwise known as Morello, has a sexy conversation with her husband which everyone around them can hear.
Taking part in the visiting room, they begin by imagining that she has made his favourite dish before their desires overcome them. Describing taking off their clothes and exploring one another’s bodies, they paint quite the picture of what they would like to do to one another. Furthermore, they tell each other all about the effect the discussion is having upon each of them physically before they both obviously climax together. From their audience’s reactions, some of which are overjoyed and some are unimpressed, to the joy on their faces, this scene is a marvel to view.
6. Bed Bugs and Babes
The second Piper and Alex moment to make this list, there was little question in our minds that this moment outdid the previous entry. With the prison overrun with bed bugs, the whole place is on edge but if we’re being honest we didn’t really give a crap about any of that. What we really care about is the situation that comes together and produces an incredibly sexy scene. Alex and Piper are at each other’s throats at this point in the series, which is fair considering they are directly responsible for the incarceration of the other, and we’re left wondering where this will lead. Seeing each other in a prison hallway, Piper beckons Alex to follow her and after attacking one another and telling each other off they have angry s*x with one another. Hot damn.
5. Nicky and Lorna Get Biblical
A sacrilegious moment from the fifth episode, this turns out to be the last hurrah for Nicky and Lorna’s sexual relationship before it comes to an end. Cut to as they get busy in the prison’s church, we are instantly greeted by Lorna in the throes of ecstasy as Nicky works diligently to keep her going. The only time to date that we see any of Lorna’s private parts in all of its glory, in this case, her posterior, the view is incredible. On top of that, the abandon with which she embraces her pleasure and the shot of her hands holding her own chest at bay makes for one hell of a scene. That is to say, nothing of the naughtiness the location they’ve chosen provides the scene, which is the cherry on top of it all.
4. German Scissors
While we loved seeing Poussey and Soso getting intimate and the romantic way in which they interact, we’d be lying if we didn’t say Poussey was involved in a far hotter moment. Another one of the show’s many flashbacks to life outside the prison, this time around we get to see some moments from a previous relationship she had with a German woman. Seen in a bedroom, both are totally nude as they attempt the lesbian act that brings to mind steel cutting through paper. Concluding that they don’t get the appeal, it could have gone nowhere if it weren’t for the kisses that follow which includes some that go down the torso of the German. A woman with a large and glorious bust, if you don’t enjoy her and Poussey going at it, we can’t help you. Watching her chest rise and fall as her breath’s pace quickens, she provides a truly fantastic view.
3. Piper and Alex Reconnect
Probably the most delicate intimate scene that we’ve seen Piper and Alex take part in, it may seem surprising that this short scene was placed so high on this list but if you’ve seen it you should know why. Showing no real nudity, instead, we see Piper writhing in ecstasy as Alex’s hand reaches down the front of her pants. Revealed to be taking place in effectively a box which a pair of women sit outside and guard, the session is unfortunately broken up by their jokes about charging for use of the location. Still, up to the moment they cut away, we are given the treat of watching how well Alex knows Piper’s body and how good she is with it.
2. Ruby “Stella Carlin” Rose
When the actress known as Ruby Rose made her “bare” debut in the third season of Orange is the New Black, a new star was born. Blessed with a body to kill or die for, the world marvelled when they too got to see her stand in the buff in the middle of a shower room. Utterly unabashed, her character, Stella Carlin, has a full-fledged conversation without a single stitch of clothing on or a moment of embarrassment. Considering how great her body is, especially her boobs that may just be perfection personified, we can’t blame her for the lack of modesty in the least.
1. Piper’s Would Be Lesson
We know what you may be thinking, haven’t we talked about Alex and Piper together enough already? First of all, if that thought occurred to you then you should appreciate the embarrassment of riches this pairing has provided all of us viewers. Second of all, there is no way we could ever get enough of these two together in a sexual capacity. Seen here in the second season, they are featured in the hottest scene in the show’s history (in our opinion). Immediately after the opening credits, we cut to Piper about to pop as a hand rubs her chest. Revealed as an appendage that belongs to Alex in the next few moments, we watch as Piper shyly asks if she can return the favour before revealing that it is something she’s never done in the past. Watching as they coyly discuss the next stage in their relationship, imagining what could come next is delightful.