Ah, the bachelor party – a night of debauchery and bro-filled fun that every man looks forward to in the days leading up to his wedding. I mean, there’s a reason why the bachelor party is the focus of so many comedies.For better, or for worse, the possibilities of hijinx are endless. Whether you’re just hitting up the bars in your small town, travelling to the nearest big city for a night of craziness, or going all out and hitting up Las Vegas, it’s guaranteed to be a memorable night.
Most guys have a close group of friends that they’ll invite to their bachelor party when the day comes, but who’s in your dream list? Sure, you may not be close friends with any celebrities, but there are stories of celebrities crashing parties all the time – why not your bachelor party? Thanks to their stacks of cash and proximity to over-the-top parties, most celebrities definitely know how to cut loose and have some fun every now and then. Whether you’re looking to have a few beers and play some poker, hit the hottest club for some fist-pumping and shots, or score court side seats so you can watch your favourite team play, the possibilities for a dream bachelor party are endless. So why not invite a few celebrities?
Whatever you decide to do, here are 12 celebrities you’d definitely want at your bachelor party.
12. Chris Pratt
Some celebrities are on the must-invite list to a dream bachelor party because they have a way with the ladies and are guaranteed to bring a crew of gorgeous women. Chris Pratt makes the list because he just seems like a fun guy, plain and simple. He would make sure that everyone had a great time, and at some point during the night, he’d pull you aside and give you a few marriage tips – after all, his marriage to actress Anna Faris is one of the most adorable unions in Hollywood. Plus, you never know – if you asked nicely, he might even let you try on his Starlord costume from Guardians of the Galaxy.
11. George Clooney
George Clooney may be married now, but for decades he was Hollywood’s ultimate bachelor. He dated beautiful woman after beautiful woman and, unlike many serial daters, he did it looking sexy and classy. Now, despite being over 50, he’s still one of the most desirable men in Hollywood. Oh, and did we forget to mention that he turned in his bachelor card for the incredibly intelligent, talented, gorgeous Amal Alamuddin? George would class up your bachelor party, and he’d give you phenomenal tips on how to make sure you’ve still got it twenty years later.
There are a lot of pop stars out there, but there’s only one Rihanna, and you’d definitely want her at your bachelor party. Sure, she’s a woman – but her badass attitude and super sized confidence mean that she could hold her own amongst any group of men. You’d throw her an invite to your bachelor bash because she’s known for being the life of the party, and is frequently seen rolling with superstars like Jay Z and Snoop Dogg. She’d show up looking crazy hot, probably bring along an awesome posse. You may even end up in some secret club that you would never have known about. This is a girl who knows how to have fun – it’d be a sin not to invite her.
9. Paul Rudd
Some guys want a bachelor party filled with half-naked women and endless tequila shots. However, there are a lot of dudes that just want some great beer and a fun night out with their guy friends. If the latter is your cup of tea, Paul Rudd is definitely the celebrity you’d want to invite to come along. First of all, he’s absolutely hilarious and would have you cracking up all night long, busting out some of his best lines from films like Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, I Love You, Man and more. Second, despite having a successful career in Hollywood for over twenty years, he remains a totally down to earth guy who would happily go to any dive bar with you. You’d definitely want him at your party.
8. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Let’s face it – The Rock just seems like a cool, chill guy. He could tell you tons of great stories about his career as a professional wrestler while splitting a giant vat of chicken wings with your friends. He transitioned from a career as a highly paid household name in the wrestling world to a career as an actor in action films like the Fast and the Furious franchise. Basically, whatever he sets his mind to, he manages to achieve – and that’s exactly the kind of attitude you want at your kick ass bachelor party. Plus, I mean, in case anything goes down, he’d basically be unstoppable in a fight.
7. Robert Downey Jr.
Robert Downey Jr. rose to fame at a young age, but substance abuse issues derailed his career for a period of time. However, once he snagged the role of genius playboy Tony Stark in the Iron Man film franchise, he catapulted right back to the A-List. While you may assume that Stark is just a character, anyone that’s ever seen Robert Downey Jr. in an interview knows that he’s pretty much the same thing. Minus, perhaps, some tech savviness. He’s always down for some fun, he’s charming enough to get you into any bar or club, and he’ll pretty much guarantee your night ends up amazing. I mean, he’s Robert Downey Jr.
6. Bill Murray
You want Bill Murray at your bachelor party for one reason only – you have no clue what would happen. You might end up at your local bar, you might end up at a bar across the country. You’ll likely pick up some new people along the way, you’ll probably try things you never would have thought. There’s only one thing for certain – you’d definitely end up with a crazy story that you could tell for years and years to come, because there’s no party guest quite as wonderfully bizarre as Bill Murray.
5. Dan Bilzerian
If you’re looking for a quiet, guys-only bachelor party, don’t invite Dan Bilzerian. However, if you’re looking for a bachelor party that’s straight out of a raunchy comedy, then look no further than the Bilz himself. Dan Bilzerian will get you into any bar or club you want to go to; he’ll order some of the top shelf liquor, and he’ll arrange for a crew of drop dead gorgeous women to stop by. It’s just how he rolls. He doesn’t really do anything low key and under the radar, but hey – you only have one bachelor party. You may as well go all out.
4. Amy Schumer
Okay sure, bachelor parties are frequently a guys’ only event, but let’s be serious – Amy Schumer is absolutely hilarious. With her raunchy sense of humor, she can definitely roll with the guys. She’d be right by your side doing tequila shots, hitting on the hottest girl in the bar, and busting out some ridiculous dance moves on top of a table. If you’re looking for a chill bachelor party, you’d better leave her off your invite list. However, if you’re looking for a crazy night of fun, the hilarious and irreverent Amy Schumer will definitely steer you in the right direction.
3. Prince Harry
Who wouldn’t want the chance to say that they partied with royalty? Prince William may be the golden boy with the title and the beautiful wife and children, but let’s be honest – Prince Harry is the fun one. He’s no stranger to Las Vegas, as everyone knows, so if you’re looking for an international bachelor party filled with debauchery, just call up the red-headed royal. He’ll likely be thrilled to come to Vegas for round two and send you off into the world of marriage in style.
2. Channing Tatum
Okay, it might seem like Channing Tatum would be the celebrity you’d want to invite to a bachelorette party rather than a bachelor party, but hear us out. First of all, he’s a humble boy from the South who ended up transforming from a high school athlete to a Miami stripper to a A-List celebrity. He’s had some crazy experiences, and while he may not be baring it all on stage anymore, that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t love to have fun. Second, he has a crazy hot wife and what looks like a great marriage, so he’d give you some tips in between rounds of shots. Finally, he’d probably give you some dance tips that you could totally impress your future wife with. It’s a win win.
1. Joe Manganiello
Sure, Joe Manganiello is popular with the ladies thanks to his good looks and ripped physique. However, when it comes down to it, he’s a total guys’ guy who knows how to kick back, have a few beers, and enjoy the game on the big screen. A bachelor party with Manganiello as a guest would likely involve getting sweet seats to an NFL game (although you’d better not say anything bad about his beloved Steelers) and having a blast. I mean, this is a guy who played Captain Morgan in his teenage years – he’s no stranger to crazy nights. Plus, who knows – maybe his wife, Sofia Vergara, would stop by to say hello.