Bottoms – the bigger the better – are all the rage these days. They are a full-blown obsession and trend. They have made their way into popular culture in such a way that they are everywhere. From booty workouts to butt implants to hit songs about butts to belfies – it is all on the rise. Of course, big booties haven’t always been on trend – women once aspired to look like the less curvaceous Kate Moss and Gwyneth Paltrow. Enter Jennifer Lopez, the original trendsetter in the buttocks movement, followed by the Kardashians, where Kim K’s behind was often a major part of their reality show. People are now going out of their way to get that bootylicious backside that even Kim Kardashian herself would envy. And why wouldn’t they be? Studies even show that women with bigger bottoms create smarter children!
A great booty will look good in everything, but jeans – especially the tight variety – have a special way of accentuating the buns to make them look extra bootylicious. It is for exactly this reason that we have compiled a list of ten celebrities whose booties just look great in them. Know that we do not discriminate against the range of booties out there. Big, small, apple, pear, pumpkin. We pride ourselves on being accommodating for your viewing pleasure. In celebration of all of the powerful, Hollywood hotties who can rock a pair of jeans, here are ten celebrities who have made the cut. With that, bottom’s up (and out)!
10. Mila Kunis
Mila Kunis has a cute and perfectly proportionate booty to go along with her petite frame. Ashton Kutcher is one lucky man. Of course, Mila is more than her good looks and her great booty, as nice as it is. Despite being on practically every “hottest girl” list, she said: “You’ve got to base your career on something other than being FHM‘s top 100 number one girl. Your looks are going to die out, and then what’s going to be left?” Her performance in 2010’s Black Swan, for example, garnered worldwide accolades, including a Golden Globes nomination for Best Supporting Actress and a Screen Actors Guild Award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role.
9. Caitlyn Jenner
We told you we don’t discriminate over here, which is why Caitlyn Jenner is making this list. Jenner famously transitioned into a woman over the past year. Come on – how can a 66-year-old who looks that good not make the list? She is a former Olympic athlete, so that could have something to do with it. On the topic of women and power, Jenner had this to say: “I have found that women have so much unleashed power that they don’t really utilize because they don’t have confidence in themselves about who they are and what they can do.”
8. Jennifer Lawrence
Not only has Jennifer Lawrence shown she’s capable of shooting arrows, climbing trees and taking everyone out Hunger Games style, she also has a great body (and booty) to show for it, even if the media likes to suggest otherwise. Lawrence has famously talked about how she’s the “ugly ducking” in Hollywood because she’s not a size zero, but we have to disagree. She is a beautiful representative of the everyday woman. But, let’s not diminish Jennifer Lawrence by not mentioning her successful career. Not only did her role as The Hunger Games’ Katniss Everdeen make her the highest-grossing action heroine of all time, but at only twenty-five years old, she already has an Academy Award for best actress under her belt and three Golden Globes, making her the second-youngest person to ever receive such acclaim.
7. Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian’s booty is always a topic of conversation, so we obviously had to put the queen of booties on our list. In fact, Kim’s booty is so bootylicious that she admitted to having a “bum tailor” to accommodate her assets. Would you like a shake with that? A side of fries, perhaps? While Kim famously proved that she didn’t have butt implants via a butt x-ray in a 2011 episode of her reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians, there has been recent speculation that she may have had a Brazilian butt lift, which transfers fat from your stomach and thighs to your behind. Nevertheless, the girl has got booty for days.
6. Jessica Alba
A dream girl for many, Jessica Alba most certainly was going to make this list with her fit booty that we know well, based on the many movies she’s been in featuring her in a bikini. Naturally, her butt is one that looks great in anything – take a perusal on Google if you don’t believe me. Interestingly, although the rest of the world can’t get enough of Alba’s good looks, it proved to be a setback when entering the business world. “People just saw me as a girl in a bikini in movies kicking butts. It took three and a half years of lots of, like, condescending nods.” Nevertheless, Jessica Alba has since gone on to become a successful businesswoman, co-founding The Honest Company, worth nearly 1 billion dollars.
5. Kaley Cuoco
Kaley Cuoco, known for her role as pretty girl Penny in The Big Bang Theory, she has the type of booty that would look good in everything – jeans included. We’re sure there’s a big bang joke in there somewhere. It is curvy (she clearly has some junk in the trunk) yet it still looks proportionate. Maybe she is hiding some of that cash she earns per episode on The Big Bang Theory somewhere in there, making her one of the highest-paid women on television. She says she has to work hard for her body, which doesn’t come naturally, and credits yoga with transforming her body. There is hope for the rest of us after all.
4. Scarlett Johansson
A woman considered as one of Hollywood’s modern sex symbols is naturally going to have a great butt. Indeed, her hourglass figure and curvaceous bottom are ones to envy. Scarlett Johansson is frequently considered one of the sexiest women in the world. To go along with it, she has garnered critical acclaim and has been nominated for four Golden Globes. On the topic of being a sex symbol, Johansson had this to say: ‘That part I’m happy about. It’s nice to be glamorous, but I don’t want to always have to be trendy and glamorous and an object of desire. I don’t want to be stuck in that forever. Because it doesn’t last.”
3. Jennifer Lopez
How could the woman that should basically be credited with starting the booty trend not have made the list? J-Lo clearly has some assets that are nice enough to insure – for a cool 27 million dollars, for the record. Even at 46 years old, her booty just won’t stop: she still flaunts it on stage and puts it on display at red carpets to the enjoyment of us all. On the topic of her famous behind, she said: “In Hollywood, it’s a little bit of a novelty. But for us, who grew up where we grew up, it wasn’t that big of a deal! From when I was very young, my family would be like, ‘Jennifer’s got a [big butt].’ I was endowed in that area.”
2. Kate Middleton
Forgive us, little Prince George, for we had to put your dear mother on this list. Who knew that a Duchess would wear jeans? Nevertheless, it’s quite clear after poor Kate Middleton’s mishap (see YouTube) – well, it was straight up a butt flash, let’s be honest – that the princess has quite a set of buns. Can you say round and perky? Because we can. She might just be hiding some crumpets in that quaint rump of hers. Also, side note: did you ever think that a Duchess wouldn’t wear underwear? Again, see YouTube.
1. Sofia Vergara
A lot of people have a thing for Sofia Vergara, star of the popular sitcom Modern Family. Of course, take one look at the curvaceous, Colombian beauty and that would make sense. Take another look at her backside and you will see that at 43 years old, she has a bottom that many twenty-year-olds would envy. Round, perky, firm – we could go on to give you a full analysis of her backside that would make you blush. However, let’s not forget that Vergara is more than a sex symbol: she was also ranked the 32nd most powerful woman in the world by Forbes.