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10 Things A MILF Wants In A Guy

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10 Things A MILF Wants In A Guy

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From the days of Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate to recent films like Jennifer Lopez The Boy Next Door, pop culture has become obsessed with MILFs. In order to not know what that acronym stands for, you need to have been living under a rock.

There’s no doubt about it – mothers have incredibly busy lives. They make a household run, they drive their numerous children to their numerous practices and events, and many hold down a full-time career where they’re also expected to impress. Given how packed their days are, it makes sense that many mothers will show up with no make-up, comfortably swaddled in sweatpants whenever they can.

However, then there are the MILFs. Despite their busy schedules, they find the time to take care of themselves, carving out gym time and spending a few extra minutes on their hair. The combination of good looks and the power that mothers hold can be an intoxicating mixture, and MILFs have become highly desired in the public eye.

But what about what they want? These aren’t some eager to please co-eds we’re talking about. MILFs have enough experience in the world to know exactly what they want – here are 10 things a MILF is looking for when considering a potential boy toy.

10. Someone who can adjust to her schedule

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A MILF is often balancing a career, children, and other activities she has going on in her life – she doesn’t have time to spend a leisurely four hours getting ready for a date, and she doesn’t always have time to go out for a stretched out seven course dinner. Her schedule is jam packed – she needs a man who can accommodate her, not the other way around. She’s not going to be available 24/7 at the drop of a hat – but when she is, she wants her man to be ready. You need to be willing to clear your schedule for her – it’ll be worth it.

9. An innovative career

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Let’s get two things straight. One, a MILF has her own money – she doesn’t need her man to be making millions and supporting her, because she’s not dependent on him financially. Two, a MILF doesn’t need her man to have a stable career – after all, she’s not going to be raising children with him, she just wants a fun dinner companion. So, guys with untraditional careers, you’re in luck – a MILF doesn’t necessarily want an accountant for a boy toy. She’ll happily accept a professional surfer or Abercrombie model, a painter or personal trainer – if you’re passionate about your career, that’s more exciting for her than a guy with a boring desk job he hates.

8. Someone who can take care of himself

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Yes, she’s a mother. No, she’s not your mother. A MILF spends countless hours of her week wiping snotty noses, packing school lunches and doing laundry. She doesn’t have time to take care of her man – she needs him to be independent enough to take care of himself. Don’t ask her for laundry tips. Don’t ask her to make you breakfast. Don’t ask her to bring you soup when you’re sick. She has her own children to care for and nurture – any potential suitors must be able to cook for themselves and clean up after themselves. It doesn’t seem like a tall order, but with bachelors these days, you might be surprised.

7. Someone who can handle tools

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Yes, she can bring home the bacon. Yes, she can pay all her bills and make sure her household is running smoothly. However, there are a few chores she might not be as confident in. Sure, there are exceptions to every rule – there are definitely some car mechanic MILFs or carpenter MILFs out there who are comfortable rooting around the radiator or whizzing wood through a band saw. The majority, however, would be pretty grateful if their man could take a look at that weird noise their car is making, or could fix the leaky pipe. Yeah, she can always call someone – but if you’re already there, and you can do it yourself, that just makes her life a whole lot easier.

6. Someone who can handle a very specific tool

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You know what we mean. A MILF doesn’t have time to teach her man how to handle himself in bed. She’s probably spent years of her life trying to do that with her various partners, attempting to train them to be good lovers. She wants you to already have the training wheels taken off before you can take a ride with her. Plus, since you’re going to be younger than her, she’s going to expect you to be able to keep up… and keep on keeping up. Make sure you have your A-game carefully cultivated before you attempt to woo her.

5. Confidence

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A MILF is usually a confident woman. When it comes time to pick a spot for dinner, she’s going to know exactly what she wants to eat. When you’re arguing about something, she’ll have a definite opinion. She’s not a wilting flower, and she most certainly will not defer to her man for every little thing. And she expects no less from you. A guy who never knows what he wants and is always trying to please her is a huge turn off. Own your choices – whether she agrees with them or not, that level of confidence is a must-have.

4. Independence

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A MILF has an incredibly busy schedule, so she needs a man who is flexible enough that he’s willing to pencil her in when she has the time. However, she doesn’t want a slobbering puppy who is on her constant beck and call. She has a lot of things in her life, and she doesn’t want to be the only thing in yours. A MILF needs a man who has his own things going on – whether it’s playing a sport or having a weekly poker night with the boys, she wants someone who has something to do when he’s not with her. Otherwise what would you talk about on those squeezed-in date nights?

3. Someone who doesn’t need a big commitment

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Sure, there may be some MILFs looking for a new life partner. For the most part, however, it’s a little bit ‘been there, done that.’ A MILF has likely already had a husband, or at least one or two long-term relationships. She has stability in her life in the form of her children and career. She doesn’t necessarily need (or want) to be tied down. If you’re dating a MILF, you’re not the main course – you’re the fun after-dinner drink. She just wants someone she can relax and have a good time with when she wants to. No strings, no complications.

2. Manners

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Sure, a lot of your time spent together might just be having beer and wings, or sharing a greasy bag of popcorn on a movie date. A MILF doesn’t want to be going to a formal gala every weekend. However, there are certain more elegant occasions where she needs a piece of man candy on her arm. When those come around, she needs her man to be able to handle himself in all kinds of company. Know how to use your knife and fork, know how to make small chat, and have some decent manners. That’s all she’s asking for.

1. Hot body

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What, like men have the market cornered on objectifying their potential partners? Let’s be serious – women like a smoking hot body and six pack abs just as much as men like a trim, toned bikini body. Many MILFs have had relationships with men their own age, and unless you’re a Hollywood star or a gym bunny, the older you are, the harder it is to maintain a muscular physique. With their fast metabolisms and ability to train hard, younger guys have an easier time keeping their bodies lean and sexy. If she wanted a beer belly, she’d be with someone her own age, so keep putting in those hours at the gym if you want to keep a MILF around.

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