While many celebrities get rave reviews for their acting in a role, that doesn’t guarantee a standing ovation in the bedroom. Unfortunately, when you’re famous and fall flat on your face–in a movie or behind closed doors–the entire world eventually finds out. It’s never a good feeling when you Google your name and the first thing that pops up is ‘bad in bed’.
The following is a list of 10 celebrities who are known to leave a bad impression in the sack.
10) Keith Olbermann
Keith Olbermann may be quick with his words on television as a sports commentator and former MSNBC host, but even that can’t help him perform better in bed. After having a one night stand with a random brunette and kicking her to the curb, she wasn’t happy. The blogger who goes by the name internet moniker, KarmaBites1, dished the details of her sexual encounter with Olbermann to get revenge for being dumped: “I pretended he knew what he was doing. I adored the guy. I didn’t want him to think he was a dud in bed.” Her words eventually made it to his ears and he told her to never contact him again. That’s not a big surprise considering she told the world about his boring love making skills.
9) Hugh Hefner
Hugh Marson Hefner, now 88 years old, is the founder and chief creative officer of Playboy Enterprises–a privately held global media and lifestyle company that focuses on adult entertainment. When most people hear his name, they think of sex since he is the founder of Playboy magazine and has been known to have polyamorous relationships throughout the decades. Also, Hefner admitted to being physically involved with many of the Playmates that were featured in the magazine. The media mogul was also known to have all night parties at the infamous Playboy mansion where he met gorgeous women like Crystal Harris, who was Hugh’s former fiancé.
Crystal wasn’t happy with Hugh’s performance in the bedroom, which may be the reason why she broke off their wedding in 2011. She told Howard Stern that their love life was terrible and that sex only lasted “like two seconds” during the rare moments they were physical. She also referred to his body issues, saying, “He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked.”
8) Paris Hilton
Nick Carter, member of the pop group Backstreet Boys, wasn’t impressed by the rich socialist’s performance in bed: “She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. She relied on drugs and drinks to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.” His comments were given after their break-up, but he’s not the only one to make those claims. Many people who viewed Paris Hilton‘s sex tape said she was lousy in bed because she never looks at the guy and ‘looks bored’ the entire time.
7) 50 Cent
50 Cent, the well-known rapper and smart businessman who made $260 million by investing in Vitamin Water, is rumored to have no game in between the sheets. An exotic dancer who was intimate with 50 Cent had this to say about their sexual encounter: “He was saying corny lines like ‘You know I really like you’. After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him—are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk? I couldn’t believe it—here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14 year old boy.” She also went on to say that she would rate him a 3 on a scale of 1 to 10. The only reason why he didn’t get a 1, according to the woman, is due to the fact that he was a gentleman.
50 Cent is known for huge hit songs such as Candy Shop, Magic Stick, and P.I.M.P just to name a few. In the lyrics he often talks about sex and being a good lover, which sounds like false advertising.
6) Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie–voted most beautiful woman by Vanity Fair magazine in 2009–was dissed by ex-boyfriend Billy Bob Thorton who said, “Sometimes, with the model, the actress, the ‘sexiest person in the world’, it may be literally like fu**ing the couch.” He also said that the movie star is incredibly boring, which is hard for many to believe considering her openness about her love for whips and chains.
Brad Pitt, Jolie’s husband, told CBS during an interview that “She’s still a bad girl, delightfully so” with a smile on his face. The world is familiar with the sex symbol’s love for all-things-naughty since she won an Academy Award for her role in Girl, Interrupted in 2000 where she passionately kissed her brother. However, Angelina has repeatedly said in interviews that she only brings out the bad girl for Brad now. With Billy Bob Thorton‘s numerous comments about his former girlfriend’s inability to perform well in bed, perhaps Jolie isn’t as naughty as we all thought.
5) Ben Affleck
Jennifer Lopez is known for being private and keeping her personal life somewhat of a mystery. However, when the pop singer and former dancer on In Living Color appeared on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live, she finally opened up about her best and worst lovers. Her ex-boyfriend, Ben Affleck, didn’t leave a good impression on the 45-year-old actress. When Cohen asked her if singers, actors, or dancers are better in bed she replied, “I have to say, that in my limited experience, anybody involved in music. So, I would say singers or dancers.”
It’s bad enough that Lopez has mentioned in various interviews that she would dress Affleck who had no clue about style. Throw in the subtle diss about him being forgettable in bed and that puts the icing on the cake. Maybe that’s why she chose to break off their engagement in 2004 after dating for two years.
4) Russell Brand
Russell Brand is notorious for talking about his wild sex life and bad boy ways, but is it true? His former hook-up, Georgina Baillie said in an interview that Brand was a “disappointment” in bed and kept screaming her grandfather’s Fawlty Towers catch phrase–“Qué?” Georgina supposedly told the world about Brand’s bad lovemaking skills because he called her grandfather, actor Andrew Sachs, live on his radio show and revealed having sex with her. Russell’s getting a taste of his own medicine after being very public about Katy Perry, his ex-wife, being boring in bed and having to fantasize about other women while in bed with her.
3) Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife, Denise Richards, mentioned in an interview that he cared more about pleasuring himself than paying attention to her in bed. She also didn’t like how he insisted on watching adult films during sex. He’s been known to be linked to adult film stars and actresses in the sack, some of whom claim he’s a fine lover. Denise Richards was married to the former Two and A Half Men star, so she definitely has a little more experience when it comes to this subject.
2) Tiger Woods
Being an athlete doesn’t mean you’re good in bed. A 24-year-old Las Vegas cocktail waitress–Jaimee Grubbs–who had a 31-month fling with the golf superstar claims in The Sun that he’s horrible when it comes to love making. Many studies say that cheaters are usually bad in the sack, and the entire world knows about the athlete’s collection of mistresses while married to his wife, Elin Nordegren. Other mistresses have come forward alleging that he’s forgettable as a lover as well, but they have remained anonymous.
1) Colin Farrell
Angelique Jerome, Woody Allen‘s former nanny, said the following about Colin Farrell in bed: “He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse. Maybe he has lots of women because he’s not that good in bed. Maybe they don’t want to stay.” She also mentioned how they made love three times, but the sex only lasted “10 minutes in total.” Although he was a gentleman and kept telling her how beautiful she is, Angelique felt disappointed by having to fake it with the famous actor.