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Johnnie Loftus

I am a writer based out of New York City and I follow a simple plan; take care of business, and have fun! I try to sneak some amount of humor and satire into my articles whenever possible, and take pride in creating works that are concise yet comprehensive.

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15 Social Justice Warriors’ Most Cringe-Worthy Moments

Johnnie Loftus

Ah, millennials… a generation that was raised on participation trophies, coddling and the constant reinforcement that they were special. Add this to the flourishing of the internet and social media, and …

15 Movie Franchises Only Douchebags Love

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Douchebag: “Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and a**hole, however not yet reached f***er or motherf***er. Not to be confused with douche,” (According to Urban Dictionary). The douchebag …

15 Surprising Facts About Potheads In The UFC

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Mixed martial arts is one of the fastest growing sports in history, and while there have been many MMA promotions, the Ultimate Fighting Championship has led the charge. From its …

12 Reasons The Dallas Cowboys Are Cursed

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One must wonder why an NFL team that is valued at over $4 billion, ($500 million more than the next closest NFL franchise), has not won the Super Bowl for over …

6 Reasons Jadeveon Clowney is the Real Deal

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Beth Hall/USA TODAY Sports Images Jadeveon Clowney, the defensive lineman for the Gamecocks of South Carolina, has been generating quite a bit of conversation as of late. He is in …

Have We Seen the Last of Kobe Bryant?

Johnnie Loftus

Kobe Bryant remains in the discussion as one of the most feared players in the history of the National Basketball Association. To date, this seventeen year vet has amassed five …

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